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River
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since 2003-09-16
Posts 627
my own little world

0 posted 2004-09-30 08:07 PM


ok, I know this isn't deep and dark and all that, but I figure some of us should lighten up anyways!


Sitting in the Chinese Kung pow
inhaling my spaghetti and meatballs,
a Japanese dude ran inside the bathroom
wait, the woman’s bathroom!
eyebrows cocked
I was a little shocked
next pulsing second trap
an armload, holy crap!

Toilet paper trailing behind
as he ransacked the bushes
the trees outside
I hurt so hard from laughing I cried
‘cuz in the newspaper was:
“Toilet paper attacks the town
and missing from Kung Pow!”

I met the toilet paper thief one day
in a restaurant for royal cows
he recognized me right away
and said, “I know you from pow!”

He told me the fuzz had stolen his fun
he was only making a demonstration
for the liberation of freedom independent
Pow Chung Cows
And milky way wood leaves.

So the next day I went to Chung Chow
I went to the bathroom
and came out with toilet paper
In the newspaper next day, behold!
“Freedom for all of the independent
Punk Chow Cows
after new toilet paper thief oragami’s the trees!”


© Copyright 2004 Bonnie Sue Bixler - All Rights Reserved
EveGnosis
Member
since 2002-02-21
Posts 300
New York, USA
1 posted 2004-10-01 12:35 PM


what an impressive change of pace! and not only extremely humorous, but so gosh darn crafty that it reaks of being a "fave"! love, love, loved it!

i'll always need a friend, one i can defend.

green_itchy_stuff
Senior Member
since 2003-06-26
Posts 1929
New Caney, Tx
2 posted 2004-10-01 12:43 PM


Yeah.  Those good old cows.  lol.  But I have to agree.  Nothing beats charmin in the trees.

-GIS

He has made everything beautiful in its own time.  -Ecclesiastes 3:11

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