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stottbear94
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since 2003-10-10
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Living in Daddy's Eyes

0 posted 2004-01-23 06:47 PM


My dog ate my homework
he slobbered on it too
I'm really glad to say
I know you might not want it
But I brought it anyway
It is shredded in the tiny pieces
That I have in this box
I'm really glad to say
My dog ate my homework
And if I don't get an A on the test
That I have tommrow
Or I'll dump the pieces on your desk

Happy New Year

© Copyright 2004 Stott Bear - All Rights Reserved
DavePage
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since 2003-12-21
Posts 2917

1 posted 2004-01-23 06:50 PM


Not the best of attitudes with an excuse and a threat if you dont believe me

If can find the chance read "Terry Pratchett - The Thief of Time"

Miss Susan has things to say about dogs eating homework

Dave

Michelle_loves_Mike
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Posts 1189
Pennsylvania
2 posted 2004-01-23 07:01 PM


Hey kiddo...
I like the way you use what you got to get what you want! you go girl
Michelle

I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike

Ringo
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since 2003-02-20
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Saluting with misty eyes
3 posted 2004-01-23 07:12 PM


You know what???I've seen that mutt you call a dog,and I don't think he could hav eaten your homework... are you sure it wasn't your brother???
I love you, and I love this poem.

Cause in my dreams it's always there
The evil face that twists my mind
And brings me to despair.

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113
Canada eh.
4 posted 2004-01-23 07:49 PM


Hi sweetie...
I know of this excuse...used to use it myself..
and I never owned a dog..
Hugs~

    In the midst of winter..
I found there lives within me,
    an invincible summer.

scorpio
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since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178
right...there
5 posted 2004-01-23 09:31 PM


Wonderfully entertaining poem.  Keep us posted on whether you get that "A".  

believe in what your heart feels...

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