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Tim
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0 posted 2004-01-15 09:19 PM


Today I ate the law,
a statute,
a simple law of no significance
which I nibbled absentmindedly
as would a child
chew on his fingernails,
then I wiped the crumbs
of a last few whereas's and wherefore's
off of my chin
and went in search of a habeas corpus.

Now some might be heard to say
one should not eat the law,
but it is not illegal,
leastways not in Kansas,
California law might say otherwise,
or so I read
right before
I ate.


© Copyright 2004 Tim - All Rights Reserved
Denise
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1 posted 2004-01-16 10:07 AM


Inasmuchas most laws are a waste of the paper they are written on, why not eat them?! At least some purpose would be served from the chopping down of all those trees! And just think of the beneficial effect of the additional fibre in our diet! Do you have any praecipe recipes, preferably something easy to digest?


Michelle_loves_Mike
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2 posted 2004-01-16 10:19 AM


agreed,,,,,but, instead of eating them,,,use them in the outhouse,,,,,,
:O
Michelle

I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike

iliana
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3 posted 2004-01-16 04:22 PM


Having considerable experience in the legal field, I have to admire this poem!
Denise
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4 posted 2004-01-16 10:37 PM


Just had to come back for another helping!


Andrew Scott
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5 posted 2004-01-16 11:15 PM


Interesting... I can understand why one might want to eat a law or two.  Maybe even follow it up with a lawyer.
passing shadows
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6 posted 2004-01-17 05:18 AM


this is cute
VAS
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7 posted 2004-01-17 01:53 PM


that certainly puts a different slant on "full of legalities"

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

garysgirl
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8 posted 2004-01-17 02:04 PM


  I love this, Tim.
It does give a different view.
Ethel

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