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Midnitesun
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0 posted 2003-12-31 07:43 AM



In watching the nightly news,
I find it disconcerting that
Mad Crow disease
hasn’t been formally identified yet,
as I know for a fact
those creatures are mad
at least half the time,
as I’ve witnessed their propensity
for bombing my windshield
every waking opportunity.

I remember hearing an aunt
tell someone when I was very small
"Eat crow!"
I never knew what she meant,
but had an idea she
was telling them
what to eat and
where to go without
using those S or H words.

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (12-31-2003 07:45 AM).]

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ambrish
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1 posted 2003-12-31 07:48 AM


good humour midnitesun.
Bonnie j
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2 posted 2003-12-31 09:24 AM


LOL Those little "STINKERS".... They blast my little car all the time.
See Ya Bon

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3 posted 2003-12-31 10:54 AM


thanks friends!
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4 posted 2003-12-31 01:04 PM


haha!  oops, I feed "my" crows!  But on the opposite side of the house from the car, dontcha know....  ~   ~K~
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5 posted 2003-12-31 01:11 PM


K, that is hilarious! But how on earth do you manage to keep them from doing their thing on the other side of the house?
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6 posted 2003-12-31 01:14 PM


LOL This is a good one, Kacy.  
With Love and Hugs,


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7 posted 2003-12-31 01:17 PM


another reason to go veggie, right?
peace and joy to all

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8 posted 2003-12-31 01:19 PM


Ethel LOL is right!
Mish, a good point!

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9 posted 2003-12-31 03:40 PM


hahahahehehe

cute one...since I'm in Oregon, it's fun to see someone talking about "Mad Crow" disease inseate of mad cow disease

however, I do have to counter with that once in a while, crows fascinate me...like the time there was a crow that would drop a nut from 20 to 30 ft up trying to crack it open and then he would swoop down to pick it up, then when another crow came around he hung onto it and flew here and there as if waiting for the other one to give up, so he could go back to cracking it without the danger of losing it

I just didn't know they were anywhere nearly that smart.

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

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10 posted 2003-12-31 04:38 PM



Smiling at you, little girl!  

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