Post-Xmas Response to Toe and 'Deer's Christmas "Tree" poems

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LngJhnAg
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 2003-12-29 07:38 AM

Now that Christmas has come and gone,
And the presents have been exchanged,
It's time to take those two trees down,
And get this room rearranged.

Toe's sapling has it's own stand,
He uses screws to keep it erect.
He's had to water it every night,
With Lone Stars in glass long necks.

'Deer ties his Bonsai up with string,
To keep it from falling over,
He doesn't need to water it like Toe,
He's got his faithful dog named Rover.

But I digress, Christmas has passed,
And it's time to put away the trimming.
I'm here to help both of these boys,
With some well thought out delimbing.

My Lorelei gave me many presents,
And the best one filled me with awe.
I'm gonna take down both those trees,
With my new Homelite chainsaw!

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

1 posted 2003-12-29 07:43 AM

Well, you surely have enough "gas" to make them homelites run....You reprobate...I luv ya yanno.....

LngJhnAg
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

2 posted 2003-12-29 07:55 AM

LOL@Gas - I know you love me, Toe, but you still can't have my Bud Light.

I hope you had a great Christmas, Toe.

Sunshine

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Listening to every heart

3 posted 2003-12-29 08:12 AM

You're both up way to early!

Hope you each had a wonderful Christmas - now on to a New Year!

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

4 posted 2003-12-29 08:15 AM

I set my clock to wake up with the Sunshine *ahem*.

Midnitesun

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Gaia

5 posted 2003-12-29 09:08 AM

LOL
shaking my head, laughing at the way you guys say Happy Holidays

Bonnie j
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since 2003-06-27

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6 posted 2003-12-29 12:02 PM

Love when you guys are a pickin' at each other.
Now about that little ole chainsaw. I have a tale to tell. I will post just for you.
Bon-Bon

garysgirl

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since 2002-09-29

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7 posted 2003-12-29 08:53 PM

ouch!!
A chainsaw could hurt!!

scorpio
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since 2002-10-02

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right...there

8 posted 2003-12-29 09:10 PM

A chainsaw, LgnJhnAg, Deer and Toe is just an accident waiting to happen!!!

believe in what your heart feels...

Balladeer

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9 posted 2003-12-29 10:16 PM

I understand the need you have
To use your Christmas toy.
Those who can't possess have no choice
Left but to destroy.

Toe and I had our big trees
To make our Christmas bright.
All you had was one small bush
And even it had blight!

I'll bet you spent the whole night long
Wishing for even a small tree.
How sad to have to go through life
With a case of pine-less envy!

I luv ya as much as Toe, sailor!!

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

10 posted 2003-12-30 07:10 AM

ROFL@pine-less. Well done, you Devil!

Thanks to everybody for your warm welcome and wonderful support. Have a warm, love-filled new year.

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