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LngJhnAg
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0 posted 2003-12-24 10:14 AM


I didn't see my name above,
So I know this was a test.
How do I volunteer my love?
By giving all of you a rest.

I haven't kicked any kitty cats,
I haven't villified poor 'Deer.
I haven't attacked poor Toerag,
I haven't told a lie all year!

I've held in check my kitty kick,
For at least a day or two.
I've learned that to master the trick,
I have to follow thru!


I've volunteered to be a saint,
I've put in my valuable time,
To be what 'Deer and Toerag ain't,
A wonderful writer of poems that rhyme.


I've been tolerant and full of grace,
I've been a paragon of truth.
Although it's true, I'm out of place
As an example for our youth.


So you see, I'm a volunteer,
And I deserve the thanks I'm due.
I may not be a Balladeer,
But I'm trying to be uncouth.



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Sunshine
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1 posted 2003-12-24 10:17 AM



You're a wonderful volunteer, Michael!  Merry Christmas!

LngJhnAg
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2 posted 2003-12-24 10:28 AM


Merry Christmas to you, too, Karilea.  You are a wonderful person, and a blessing for all us poets (and me, too).
garysgirl
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3 posted 2003-12-24 10:42 AM


Sailor Man, I've enjoyed seeing you back here the last few weeks...that's a treat to  all of us...so just do that and we'll all be fine!!
Hugs,

Enchantress
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4 posted 2003-12-24 12:46 PM


It is SO great to see you posting more.
Have a wonderful Christmas..to you and yours.

~Let peace begin with me...    

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5 posted 2003-12-24 01:06 PM



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6 posted 2003-12-24 04:14 PM


I haven't kicked any kitty cats,
I haven't villified poor 'Deer.
I haven't attacked poor Toerag,
I haven't told a lie all year!

Ummmm.... Santa? *G* I think we have a very bad, quite dishonest scalawag reporting here! LOL

Merry Christmas, sailor... Now keep volunteering your presence around here!*S*

Balladeer
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7 posted 2003-12-24 06:17 PM


How do you expect to be listed?? You HAVE villified me - you HAVE attacked Toerag and look at how you treat your kitty!!!



You should be ASHAMED!!!!!!

LngJhnAg
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8 posted 2003-12-25 09:42 AM


Yanno, 'Deer - I would NEVER allow a picture of me in that pose, so I can honestly vouch for my, errr, purity.  That is a funny picture however.  You might tell Franny she ought to shave her legs once in awhile, despite your pleas to use her as cricket bait. lol

Merry Christmas, everybody.  And here's a huge hug for someone special.

SmartChick
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9 posted 2003-12-25 06:12 PM


Well, I am sure glad you haven't kicked any kitty cats LngJhnAg. I still have my dungeon, and a few open spaces, too. Keeping a close watch on you. Merry Christmas!
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