navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #30 » Balladeer's Visit To Dr. LongJohn
Open Poetry #30
Post A Reply Post New Topic Balladeer's Visit To Dr. LongJohn Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
Toerag
Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-12-17 02:20 PM


Balladeer had a virus,
Went to see his doc,
Couldn't leave the bathroom,
His bowels just wouldn't stop.

Dr. LongJohn told him,
"I have the cure for you,
Two suppositories,
Will make ya good as new."

Dr. LongJohn said,
"We'll insert one here,
Take the other home today,
(You'll need help from Mrs. Deer)"

Bally took it home,
And asked his wife's assistance,
To insert his second dose,
She agreed with some resistance.

Balladeer bent over,
Spreading both his cheeks,
She put one hand on his shoulder,
Used her other for the deed.

Balladeer remarked,
Turned around and told-her,
"LongJohn did it differently,
He had hands on BOTH my shoulders?"

© Copyright 2003 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
SEA
Deputy Moderator 10 ToursDeputy Moderator 5 Tours
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676
with you
1 posted 2003-12-17 02:29 PM


OMG
Gentle Spirit
Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989

2 posted 2003-12-17 02:41 PM


rofl....only you Toe......only you...OMG!!
I love it.....

suthern
Deputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Seraphic
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
3 posted 2003-12-17 04:41 PM


You do tell all their lil secrets, don't you? *G*
Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
4 posted 2003-12-17 06:22 PM


Geez, you had to dust off a lot of cobwebs to get this one out of storage!!
Lorelei54
Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458

5 posted 2003-12-17 06:24 PM


Of course you know, Toe - THIS MEANS WAR!!!
Sadelite
Member Elite
since 2003-10-11
Posts 2519

6 posted 2003-12-17 06:39 PM


Couldn't stop the chuckle!  Just had to stop by...   Enjoyed!
                             Sadelite

Enchantress
Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113
Canada eh.
7 posted 2003-12-17 07:11 PM


OMG!!!  Yer in deep trouble now Toe!

Yer just too much!
My mascara is running down my cheeks!
Hugs~

~Let peace begin with me...    

garysgirl
Deputy Moderator 10 ToursDeputy Moderator 5 ToursDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Laureate
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237
Florida, USA
8 posted 2003-12-18 07:59 AM


Oh my, Toe...
you three are something else!!      
Hugs,

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla
9 posted 2003-12-18 08:04 AM


Toe,
An old joke, but never seen it set to poetry before.LOL Happy Holiday my friend.

Kahlil
Senior Member
since 2003-04-12
Posts 1881

10 posted 2003-12-18 08:46 AM


ROFL!!!!!!!   ~K~
WannabePoet
Member
since 2003-12-10
Posts 62
New York USA
11 posted 2003-12-18 09:19 AM


LoL, very cute.
Tobi

Pilgrimage
Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945
Texas, USA
12 posted 2003-12-18 02:45 PM


Oh my goodness!

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
13 posted 2003-12-18 06:22 PM


my my my toe...it's good to laugh with you again.  Miss ya.  

ROFLMAO!

<*\\\><    
Life may have influenced who we R, but we're responsible for what we become.
I don't question YOUR existance- GOD

Bill Charles
Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now
14 posted 2003-12-18 10:12 PM


Toerag - he did???????

BC

Justbleu
Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329
Oregon, Originally From Alaska :)
15 posted 2004-01-21 02:52 PM


Toe....This one is just BAD!!!!!
Bridgette

"Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again.  To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown


muted
Deputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Elite
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949
Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving
16 posted 2004-01-21 02:54 PM



LMAO

LngJhnAg
Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
17 posted 2004-01-21 04:08 PM


I cannot believe people would actually ENCOURAGE you to write more!  You are a despicable rascal!!!!
Titia Geertman
Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182
Netherlands
18 posted 2004-01-22 08:37 PM



Toe may be a despicable rascal LongJohn, but you can't deny he's a most funny one

That's not a good bedtime story Toe, I will be laughing all night

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
19 posted 2004-01-22 09:05 PM


ROFLMAO!  It cracked me up again.  Thanks again for the laugh buddy.
Nightshade
Deputy Moderator 5 ToursDeputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Patricius
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962
just out of reach
20 posted 2004-01-22 09:19 PM



Inuwindow
Junior Member
since 2002-08-29
Posts 12

21 posted 2004-01-22 09:56 PM


I enjoyed the *innuendo* in this poem. LOL.


Post A Reply Post New Topic ⇧ top of page ⇧ Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format.
navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #30 » Balladeer's Visit To Dr. LongJohn

Passions in Poetry | pipTalk Home Page | Main Poetry Forums | 100 Best Poems

How to Join | Member's Area / Help | Private Library | Search | Contact Us | Login
Discussion | Tech Talk | Archives | Sanctuary