The Santa Clause Conspiracy (The Government Does it Again!)

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Poet deVine

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0 posted 2003-12-14 01:45 PM

The Government‘s gone and done it!
They want to mess with nature’s laws
They think they found a way to grow
a million Santa Clause!

Down in the jungles of Brazil
hanging from a tall fruit tree
are millions of fake Santas
ready to be shipped to you and me

Revolt I say! This cannot occur
We must gather up our defenses
what will the children think of this?
let’s vote and take a consensus!

Just look at this example here
we surely can’t have that!
What is the world coming to?
It’s a Santa Banana Cat!!

Alicat
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since 1999-05-23

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Coastal Texas

1 posted 2003-12-14 01:49 PM

This cannot be proven,
so it must be false.
Both cynics and the tabloids
are clearly at a loss.

Though a million Santas
would meet the deadline fast
this could never happen
as he is the first and last.

So's I will be a scoffer
a downright disbelieva
and if more proof is needed
my stamp do say Chiquita!

*grin* Couldn't help it, PdV.

[This message has been edited by Alicat (12-14-2003 11:55 PM).]

Mysteria

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since 2001-03-07

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2 posted 2003-12-15 02:00 AM

Your nose is gonna grow over this tall tale that is for sure! I don't mind them cloning Santa, that means more goodies.

Let there be peace on earth,
and let it begin with me.

garysgirl

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since 2002-09-29

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Florida, USA

3 posted 2003-12-15 02:04 AM

I love this, Sharon. LOL
That kitty-banana is so cute.
Hugs,

steavenr
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since 2003-11-17

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4 posted 2003-12-15 02:34 AM

I remember Santa Banana. Wasn't he the one that defeated Davy Chocolate at the Ala Mode? Didn't realize he had a cat. (must have been in his hat...)

Poet deVine

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5 posted 2003-12-15 10:13 AM

Thank you all for your comments!!!

I had the graphic of the cat in the banana (don't ask) and put a Santa hat on it and it lead to THIS poem!! Glad you liked it.

LngJhnAg
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6 posted 2003-12-15 12:31 PM

My darling Ms deVine,
I'll not fall for this shallow trick.
You're hoping I'll try to kick the kitty,
And on its peeling slip!

I'll have you know, Ms deVine
I'm a lot smarter than that!
I'll carefully watch where I step,
When I kick that cat!

Although I must admit,
It's likely I'll not go reeling,
That kitty is too cute,
For me to be a peeling.

Here's to you, Sharon! Neato poem!

PsychoticBunni
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Mythical Atlantis

7 posted 2003-12-15 02:02 PM

poor kitty being used by corporate america inits evil plan to steal christmas. ALERT THE WORLD FELLOW IMITATION ELVES!!!!!!!!

Meg

tragedy is cutting your finger. comedy is falling into an open sewer and dying.
-Mel Brooks

Gentle Spirit
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8 posted 2003-12-15 02:04 PM

This is delightful Sharon, thanks for sharing it this holiday season. Happy holidays to you and yours!

Alicat
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9 posted 2003-12-15 02:34 PM

Kitty Klaus Kapers Kaught in Kris Kringles Konspiracy!

suthern

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10 posted 2003-12-15 02:39 PM

LOL... Both poem and responses are fantastic! *S*

passing shadows
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11 posted 2003-12-15 02:39 PM

hehehe...so cute, very cute

Sunshine

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12 posted 2003-12-15 02:52 PM

Hey m'friend...isn't a Santa Banana
better'n a Second Banana???

WildPoet
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since 2003-11-10

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13 posted 2003-12-15 03:03 PM

A slippery banana cat
Is somehow quite apeeling
With a cute Santa Hat
It sends the mind areeling

The government is growing
In far off Brazil,you say
They're arrogance is showing
Someone call the SPCA!

WildPoet

Bonnie j
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since 2003-06-27

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Ohio

14 posted 2003-12-15 05:25 PM

The Chocolate Monster was a flyin' by
and to her ears came the heavenly word of
Chocolate.
Then as she looked about she seen a cute
little NanaCat a sittin' in the Nana tree.
To all you readers who may not find this true. I'm here to tell you that in my travels I have seen this little NanaCat and she is a comin' to you.
Happy Holidays.
Love The Chocolate Monster

Greeneyes

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15 posted 2003-12-15 09:41 PM

well I am asking, how'd ya get the hat on him??? LOL

sweet little write, I enjoyed much as it made me smile.....Happy Holidays

Lauren~

~~**~~**~~**~~**~~
May the miracle of
Christmas touch your
life with special blessing

H A P P Y H O L I D A Y S

Poet deVine

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16 posted 2003-12-15 10:01 PM

The Cat in the Banana is a PaintShop Pro Tube...the hat is another tube. I put the hat on the cat in the banana...

Greeneyes

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17 posted 2003-12-15 10:30 PM

LOL I kinda knew that.....was a tease to see if you'd answer the other.....

quote:
I had the graphic of the cat in the banana (don't ask)

[This message has been edited by Greeneyes (12-15-2003 10:31 PM).]

Andrew Scott
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18 posted 2003-12-16 01:49 AM

I'll never be able to enjoy another banana-cat daqueri (spelling?). At least not during the holidays.

Enjoy the season and Peace to you Lady DeVine.

RSEvans
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19 posted 2003-12-16 08:55 PM

Thanks for the laugh PdV...

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