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Schmuck Luck (This is down right silly)

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Bonnie j
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0 posted 11-18-2003 05:16 PM       View Profile for Bonnie j   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Bonnie j


Schmuck Luck

Thereís a little ole duck by the name of
Schmuck Luck
He knows a little ole gal who lives in Lubbock
This little ole gal goes by the name
Moonstruck
Ole Schmuck Luck is a little awestruck
One day Schmuck Luck and Moonstruck go
to a potluck
Schmuck Luck gets sick and upchucks
Moonstruck is a little dumbstruck
Cause Schmuck Luck upchucked a
woodchuck
Now ole Schmuck Luck goes and sits in a
hammock
Cause his stomach feels yuck, yuck
Ole Schmuck Luck looks down
Discovers heís upchucked on his new mukluks
Now ole Moonstruck is a little thunderstruck
When she sees ole Schmuck Luck stompiní
around on the
tussock
What ya doiní Schmuck Luck?
Cleaniní off my mukluks
Cause I upchucked a woodchuck
Now this story could go on and on
The only thing Iíve learned
Donít try to rhyme Schmuck Luck
Cause in the end youíre going to get stuck,
stuck
Cause your mind is once again running
amuck muck
you
schmuck, schmuck.

Love Bon-Bon
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Magic Solias
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Funny wordplay.  
Balladeer
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2 posted 11-18-2003 09:49 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

LOLOL!!! Cute! Cute! Cute!

(thank God you didn't use the rhyming word I wuz thinking of! )
Earth Angel
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What an entertaining and fun read! I chuckled and guffawed all the way through it! You have a delightful sense of humour, sweet 'bonbon' (candy in French!)

Love, Light, & Laughter!
Linda
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I Love It.
Thank-you for the giggle.

:-)

Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things,
man will not himself find peace."

Albert Schweitzer,
Nobel Peace Prize Wi

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