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Martha Stewart saved my soul
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Martha Stewart saved my soul |
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Brad Majors 
since 2001-04-03
Posts 2647Georgia 
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Visions come to me tattoed vixens drinking melting slurpys in central park under fading light of dusk I pay them no mind as I astrally stroll waiting for the night to come out in force Street walkers, addicts half drunk vagrants black clothed gothic children up too late past bed time intrigue me as I poke their brains for spirituality Lust overcomes me but out of body poses erotic difficulty as I tempt and tease Sexually frustrated I find my self in a awkward position with the blow up barney I thought I threw away Something I will never talk about.... Quickly I turn on Martha Stewart to regain my holiness and reafirm that I can still knit a throw rug in less then a hour [This message has been edited by Brad Majors (11-07-2003 09:20 AM).] |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
I learned how to knit in fourth grade... Stay out of Central Park at night!! "if you won't let me fall for you |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
wow Brad, sound like we're both in the same dream...cept mine didn't have Barney in it....but by God...Kevin Costner was there...whoah....hehehehhehe Great and creative. |
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Brad Majors
since 2001-04-03
Posts 2647Georgia |
lol thank you |
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dingusjr Member
since 2003-09-24
Posts 415Missouri |
You been reading Kenneth Patchen? Great write, sir. Larry |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
"Quickly I turn on Martha Stewart to regain my holiness and reafirm that I can still knit a throw rug in less then a hour" ~ Thank goodness for this ending! I was beginning to worry about you! lol  Martha would be happy to know that you "can still knit a throw rug in less than an hour". I can hear her now-- "...and that's a good thing!"  EA |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
I caught her stuffing a turkey the other day..haven't thought about sex or quite frankly food for days |
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Magicmystery Senior Member
since 2002-02-13
Posts 821Windsor, Ontario, Canada |
ROFLMAO Barney?!?!?! Way too much information... but I have a suggestion if you are making a throw rug what to throw it over.... I know it was your dream... but it was vivid enough to be one of mine... all except the barney blow-up doll.....LOL Well Done!!! Sherry |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Different from you Brad, and very enjoyable. |
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Brad Majors
since 2001-04-03
Posts 2647Georgia |
thank you |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
lol@raph good write here Brad |
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KristieSue
since 2003-01-31
Posts 1460PA, US |
LMAO @ Raph wrapped around the little finger huh? LOL Good job Brad Do songs on the radio sing to all the fools in love? |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Whoever said all that Martha Stewart has done in recent years is immoral? (giggles) She certainly has revolutionized the idea of simple feng-shui, sweet friend, God Bless You, this is enjoyable, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Brad, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I don't know what frightened me more--Martha or the blow up Barney!  This was just a delicious dream post card vignette. You have a refreshing view of things Brad. shaking my head--was gonna ask what happened to the Barney, but there ARE some things I just don't need to know.  |
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Brad Majors
since 2001-04-03
Posts 2647Georgia |
thank you |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Brad...Very much enjoyed! |
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icebox Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 4383in the shadows |
You have a blow up Barney doll too? Wow! I hate dreams like that; it is like the one where just as I'm making my move on Barney he turns into Martha who is wearing a purple cat suit but before anything can happen, Martha morphs into Hillary in a purple wet suit (with little donkey logos on it like Luis Vuitton logos), but then just as I'm about to score with Hillary (by offering her free health care and some weird electrical appliance) she morphs into Dick Cheney wearing a purple short skirted cheerleader outfit...yeah...I really HATE it when I have that dream! *GRINN* |
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