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A Romantic Heart
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0 posted 2003-10-30 06:50 AM



There was once a redneck named Roy,
he loved Halloween since he was a little boy,

Every darn near hallows eve, he would get a chew of snuff, roll up his sleeves in a cuff,

He loved to tell the young'ens his frightful
story when given the chance, bout a man named Devil Ance,

Mean was he, so mean they burried his body
far away, no one knows where to this day,
maybe over yonder, I ponder...

Every halloween night in canebrake holler,
You could hear Devil Ance riding his horse named squaller,

Devil Ance got his name by playing nasty tricks on country folk of the town, to him it was a funny game,

Mean ole scoundrel was he, why even the dogs would whimper at his sight,he only came into town on his horse at night,

It was there he would fill poke bags with cow manure,laughing his evil laugh smelling like the sewer,

Then he would place each poke on the porch,
setting it aflame, playing his darn game,

Then he would knock on their doors and run,
thinking and laughing having his wicked fun,

People would open their doors stomping the pokes
trying to put the flames out,

When splat went the cow manure, all over the porch,
up the britches and out,

Devil Ance had a mean laugh, a wicked laugh and more tricks up his sleeve,

He would get a ladder, climb the rooftops,
throw firecrackers down their chimmys, then leave,

Country folk got tared of all that crap,
they could stand it til that couldn't stand it anymore,

They had, had enough of mean ole Devil Ance and his nasty tricks
with pokes of cow manure at their door,

They asked a witch to put on him a spell,
make him go back to where he came the boughs of....

One dark, dreary night, he was riding his horse and had alot of gas,
went to light the poke bags of cow manure and it blew up his ....

So every Halloween down through redneck Holler,
when the moon is full at midnight, rides the ghost of Devil Ance,

With a huge hole in the seat of his pants...

Throwing flaming pokes of cow manure at everyone in sight,

DON'T WALK DOWN REDNECK HOLLER ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!



True poets don't write with the ink of quill or pen, but with the ink of their heart~

[This message has been edited by A Romantic Heart (10-30-2003 06:57 AM).]

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Goldenrose
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1 posted 2003-10-30 09:50 AM


This is a funny and great piece of writing..you are a story teller my love....you have a developed sense of humour..well done.....

Love Goldenrose.xxxxxxxxxx

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LeeJ
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2 posted 2003-10-30 10:02 AM


well, after this, I'm going rent a guard dog for Halloween...hehehehhe....good creative write.  Thank you for sharing....by the way..I love your pic...your a very beautiful gal...inside, as well as out!!!!  Happy Days sent your way.
Pilgrimage
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3 posted 2003-10-30 11:07 AM


This is cute!

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Magicmystery
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4 posted 2003-10-30 11:35 AM


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One dark, dreary night, he was riding his horse and had alot of gas,
went to light the poke bags of cow manure and it blew up his ....
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Roflmao... I loved this legend of a joke!!!

I have to drop a copy of this to my treasure chest.... and I have to get my son  to read it tonight when he gets home from school... he'll laugh just as hard.

Great write!!!

Sherry


rambling_words
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5 posted 2003-10-30 11:49 AM


I think I will be laughing for sometime to come, this was very funny.

John

SharaRose
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6 posted 2003-10-30 12:26 PM


hahahaha I'll never see Halloween the same. This wuzzzzz funnyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Thanks for the giggles in the finish.
Terri~

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7 posted 2003-10-30 01:02 PM


what a story! Loved it! hehehe
A Romantic Heart
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8 posted 2003-10-31 02:59 AM


Thanks my gold love for your laughter and sweet compliments!

xxxx love~ARH

True poets don't write with the ink of quill or pen, but with the ink of their heart~

A Romantic Heart
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9 posted 2003-10-31 03:01 AM


Pilgrimage : thank you !

True poets don't write with the ink of quill or pen, but with the ink of their heart~

A Romantic Heart
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10 posted 2003-10-31 03:02 AM


Magicmystery: thank you and glad you want to copy it and share!

True poets don't write with the ink of quill or pen, but with the ink of their heart~

A Romantic Heart
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11 posted 2003-10-31 03:04 AM


John glad to have made you laugh!

True poets don't write with the ink of quill or pen, but with the ink of their heart~

[This message has been edited by A Romantic Heart (10-31-2003 03:04 AM).]

A Romantic Heart
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12 posted 2003-10-31 03:06 AM


Terri: your welcome and thanks, glad you thought it was funny!

True poets don't write with the ink of quill or pen, but with the ink of their heart~

A Romantic Heart
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13 posted 2003-10-31 03:07 AM


Dixie I knew you could relate being from the south also..LOL! thanks!

True poets don't write with the ink of quill or pen, but with the ink of their heart~

SongVixen
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14 posted 2003-10-31 03:09 AM


This was just hilarious, funnny!
ShakespearesSister
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15 posted 2003-10-31 03:49 AM


Your sense of humor is what the doctor ordered for my Halloween blues.

This was a trip! haha! my funnybone is tickled!

SongVixen
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16 posted 2003-10-31 04:09 AM


Very funny! bump for halloween
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17 posted 2003-11-01 04:16 PM




(rolls on floor laughing) Hehehe, I reckon' he won't have to a-worry about them wedgies anymore! (giggles) Now those things are scary! (kiss on cheek) This is soooooooooo hilarious, sweet friend, this MUST become a Halloween posting tradition, I actually have another big southern horror story to share or two, hehehe, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet friend, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sun set and I perceive

***Live***

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