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Tiersdin
Member Elite

since 2000-11-17

Posts 2364
east coast

0 posted 2003-10-17 02:50 PM

The Would Be Podiatrists get an F... (you decide)

(This is a true story)

It was a nice foot...

Had it been lotioned
it may have passed notice-
Hanging off the bed,
as it were...

Hair pertruded proudly
from every toe
Above which, inhuman
looking talons grew
on a hideous slant-
at least I now know what's
been stabbing my ankle
at night..

My daughter and I
pondered in delightful
disgust how both large
toes could pass for thumbs
And did not such a
discovery deserve
an experiment or two?

My idea blew
but my twelve year old
grinned with sand pail
full of pebble collection
and at first I failed to
make the connection
until she riddled me this:

"How many pebbles
can a thumb toe hold
if a thumb toe could
hold pebbles?"

The answer came quickly.

Four...

With a growl.

~Tier

[This message has been edited by Tiersdin (10-19-2003 11:18 PM).]

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

1 posted 2003-10-17 02:59 PM

ROFL...I needed this!

froggy
Senior Member

since 2003-06-23

Posts 1893
Michigan

2 posted 2003-10-17 03:07 PM

Thanks for a good laugh today.
Enjoyed it.

:-)

Tiersdin
Member Elite

since 2000-11-17

Posts 2364
east coast

3 posted 2003-10-17 03:08 PM

*chuckling*

Good to see you laughing, Sunshine!

Thank you, Froggy! *hugs*

~Tier

[This message has been edited by Tiersdin (10-17-2003 03:09 PM).]

LeeJ
Member Patricius

since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

4 posted 2003-10-17 03:25 PM

made me think about my brother, he used to always mock my toes and laugh stating they looked like fingers, while I hide them and he was grabbing his stomach with laughter. hehehehhhehe

Good one, thank you

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

5 posted 2003-10-17 04:05 PM

Tiersdin
Enjoyed the read.

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

6 posted 2003-10-17 04:42 PM

(giggles in delight) Hehehe, that silly little munchkin! LOL!

I too know those teasings ever so much, hehehe, makes me think of the Jack Johnson song "Bubble Toes"! (kiss on cheek) God Bless You, sweet friend, I love this, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet R.T, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sun set and I perceive

***Live***

wranx
Member Elite

since 2002-06-07

Posts 3689
Moved from a shack to a barn

7 posted 2003-10-19 02:19 PM

Gads!

This is great!

The good ol' thumb toe...geez

angelblueyes
Member Elite

since 2003-07-19

Posts 2148
Oklahoma

8 posted 2003-10-19 02:44 PM

LOL.I so needed this.Thanks from the bottom of my heart.

Crystal

littlewing
Member Rara Avis

since 2003-03-02

Posts 9655
New York

9 posted 2003-10-20 12:05 PM

LMFAOOOO Tier . .
ahahahahaha . . scraaapppeeeeeeeeeeeee

at least I now know what's
been stabbing my ankle
at night..

made me laugh, needed it much
thank you
xxoo

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