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Seymour's "REAL" Mistress
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Seymour's "REAL" Mistress |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Sy Tabin's real mistress Is really very lovable Called a one nine hundred line A MAIL BOUGHT INFLATABLE She's adorable Affordable Portable And storable! Sy Tabin's real mistress I think he's named her Ruth Her mouth is quite desirable She hasn't got a tooth She's perfect for the bathtub (She's also waterproof) She's wonderful Hugable Lovable But combustable! She's the almost perfect girlfriend Only lacking class If Seymour hugs his gal too hard She tends to pass some gas! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oh, my! ~ Our Sy?!?  I see your pedal digit is 'humerusly' attached to your bone of funny! You should be a good friend and lend him one of yours.  As they say, "Friends who share, show they care!"  Sending you a rainbow of healing Lights, EA |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
But she's the one that floats, right? Isn't that oh quite right, Toe? Because I believe 'twas your insight and told Sey what he needed to know...  |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toerag Aw, you're just jealous. LOL For you this is a keeper.  |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
LOL... Toe..did you send him one of your spares? |
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Ceinwyn Member Elite
since 2000-07-09
Posts 2175VA |
*falls on the floor* I'm too lazy to find that scary guy with no arms...lol If at first you don't succeed destroy all the evidence that you tried. |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
Bad, bad Toe!! lol... |
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SharaRose Member Elite
since 2003-07-19
Posts 2501Somewhere out there~ |
hahahaha......  Love, Terri~  Of sound, and speech let all lift the hearer! |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
~smiling~ in rare form again? M |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Teehee I don't even wanna know how YOU know! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Well...I see you're feeling better!  Too funny! ~Hugs~ ~Autumn, the year's last, loveliest smile~ |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Now you know I'm going to have to dig around and figure out what Seymour did to deserve having his secrets outed like this! LOL |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Bon-Bon  |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Whatsa matta, Toe, run out of original (ahem) material on Deer and LgnJohn? hahaha, poor Sy, what ever did he do to deserve this? Cor |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Finally you've realized that I'm much too lovable to keep picking on! Sy may have a blow-up doll. He's quite a frisky pup But at his age he doesn't have The strength to blow it up!! |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Toerag, you shouldn't talk about our sweet Seymour like that!! Shame on you!!  Hugs  Ethel |
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PsychoticBunni Member
since 2003-10-03
Posts 162Mythical Atlantis |
OH DEAR!!!!!! bad thoughts. but i have one question. Were her hindquarters hideously scrawny???? Meg-cheauvanistsshould be tortured mercilessly by being tied to a mast and listening to Sirens singing their sexual song |
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