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Richy
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0 posted 2003-09-25 02:54 PM


Terminator 4 - Rise Of The (Voting) Machines


Arnold went to see the Terminator Wednesday night
This guy kept standing up and booing loud with all his might!
Some gray haired guy, that made the rest of us, all want to frown
So everybody said, “Hey Davis, shut up and sit down!”

Arnold says he’s just a regular Los Angelino
The only body builder who has run since Janet Reno!
When Arnold said that he would run the state that was the shakiest
Floridian’s were glad that now their state was second flakiest!

Somebody hurled an egg at him, and not to make a cake
All he said was, “thees is goot, I put them in my shakes!”
Soon there was a battery bounced off of Gray’s small head
The note attached said, “thees for you, in case the lights go dead!”

Obviously the Governor was really rather shaken
Because the note had also said, “you steel owe me some bacun!”
Bustamante who didn’t want to be a shrinking violet
Had somebody pelt him with a greasy Spanish Omelet

Arnold said the “tosser” was an Oscar Meyer Veiner!
Then he asked Bill Clinton if he knew a good dry cleaner?
Arnold has been known to have some orgies while still young
So Gray released how, he “once kissed a woman... with some tongue!!”

Arnold speaks in his own way that some refer as “slanguage”
Bush proved you can win with English, as your second language!!
Imagine your about to get the juice on old death row
The Guv’ner calls and says, 'Hasta la vista, you must go!

Arnold chaired the council on Phys Ed back in the day
Doing jumping jacks that he does daily anyway!
Davis said that Arnold can’t even pronounce the state
Arnold told him you can’t govern, so now it’s just too late!

Al Gore’s coming quickly to help Gray with his campaign
Not exactly dynamo’s this team is sort of lame
I think the party needs some spice to make it kind of “fresh”
I think I’d rather go see Yanni open for John Tesh...zzzzzz

Clinton’s helping Davis try to make this recall swing
Funny how as President he couldn’t recall a thing?
Davis thinks Mike Tyson might be good to stir some action
He’s built like Arnold, spends like Gray, and sounds like Michael Jackson?

Davis thought that it was right to recall the recall
Until they fixed the hanging chads and got it on the ball
He said he didn’t think that it would be fair for the race
The same machines that picked him in the first and second place??

I’m not sure what’s gonna happen in the coming weeks
All I know is things are really looking rather bleak
California has become the nation’s richest cow
And Arnold wants us all to, “Get into the Choppah.... Now!!!”
To be continued...

© Copyright 2003 Richy - All Rights Reserved
vlraynes
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1 posted 2003-09-25 03:03 PM



ROFLMBO!!  This is brilliant, Richy!
Thanks for the laugh today...I needed that.

Can't wait for the continuation...

Hugs to you, friend...

When the power of love overcomes the
love of power the world will know peace.
-Jimi Hendrix

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2 posted 2003-09-26 05:04 AM



...because this one isn't done yet...

When the power of love overcomes the
love of power the world will know peace.
-Jimi Hendrix

Richy
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3 posted 2003-09-26 05:26 AM




Oh Vicky, thanks so much, but your just too kind. I would never take a single reply for granted. And even one, is more then one could ever ask for.

Thanks Again Vicky,

Your a true friend!

Richy


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4 posted 2003-09-26 09:31 PM


This is wonderfully entertaining - Anxiously awaiting the sequel here...
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5 posted 2003-09-26 09:37 PM




(giggles in delight) Oh Richy, this is hilarious, sweet friend, though Arnold is an action star that is so much fun to watch on film, I certainly hope he doesn't win the race as while anyone has the right to run in the race, I just don't see Arnold having an impressive agenda! (big hugggssssss) Ahhhnold, get back there and start filming Total Recall 2, hehehe, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Richy, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sun set and I perceive

***Live***

Richy
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6 posted 2003-09-27 12:13 PM





Miss Behavin’, it’s so nice to meet you!
I’m glad you found it entertaining. I’ll have to give the candidates themselves,
most of the credit though. I’m just posting it like I see it...

Total Recall II comes out Oct. 7

This story aint over yet, by any means... lol

Thanks Miss Behavin, for replying, and for the nice comment!

By the way, I love the name!

Oh yeah, one more thing... “Ohhh Beehaave” (Austin Powers)

Sorry, couldn’t help meself... lol

Take Care,
Richy


Noah, are you giggling again about my poor state’s dilemma again? You know, that’s not very nice now is it... lol
You know I’m kidding right? Noah, I’ve been known to place the occasional, wager on various sporting events, bottle cap tosses, Chihuahua races... uhmm (clearing throat!).
And, if I had to risk a sawbuck or three on this election. Well, I think we’d better just start getting used to the idea of Arnold, being the next “Governator” of the fifth largest economy in the world!

I guess only time will tell, if he has enough political strength, to get this state in as good of shape, as he has always been in?

Thanks for the nice reply Noah!


“Now, pump... er uh... beam... me up Scotty!

“Hurry!”

Dark Angel
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7 posted 2003-09-27 01:03 AM


Wow, excellent, very entertaining indeed.. thanks for the giggles Richy

fate is not just
whose cooking  smells good
but which way the wind blows

(Ani DiFranco)


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8 posted 2003-09-27 04:01 AM




Anytime Maree, I’m glad you found it giggle worthy...lol

Oh, by the way, I really like your little signature quote!
It is so funny and true.

I think that anyone would thank their fate if the wind
blew the smell of my cooking toward them...

They would then have the chance to turn around...

And run... lol



Dark Angel
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9 posted 2003-09-27 06:40 AM


LOL Richy, you're a funny guy.

Maree

fate is not just
whose cooking  smells good
but which way the wind blows

(Ani DiFranco)


Richy
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10 posted 2003-09-27 06:54 AM





I’m fungi... ?

I’m sorry, but I fail to see the humor in that...

lol

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11 posted 2003-09-27 08:59 AM


You are funny guy!

I was afraid I was in for polemics with this one (hate 'em!) but you stayed out of that trap -- nice little poem, about a topic we really do need to laugh at!

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12 posted 2003-09-27 11:14 AM



ROTFLMAO!
This is a classic, Richy.
Please continue this one, there is much food for fodder in this political game show.
Hasta la vista, politicos.

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (09-27-2003 11:14 AM).]

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13 posted 2003-09-27 11:33 AM


Oh My Gosh!!!! This was hilarious!! Anyone wanna buy tickets to go see this guy? I'm in!!!
Cool write!!!!


SharaRose @-->--

Of sound, and speech let all lift the hearer!

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14 posted 2003-09-27 11:44 AM


Richy....Thank you Thank you!!!!  What an adventure, huh?  This was written with intelligent humor....much truth in that.  I appreciate your varied well done poetry!
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15 posted 2003-09-27 11:46 AM


very funny, timely, and oh too true.  Left Stockton in '89, grew up there.  Never to return to Never Never Land.  good write.  Peace, Joe
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16 posted 2003-09-27 01:56 PM


I can't wait to see what you come up with next.  
California has become a three ring circus, and this is only the beginning!!!

Fun write Richy~

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17 posted 2003-09-27 02:15 PM


Richy, I applaud your brilliant and comedic poetic brain!

I always enjoy your work! This is another Perhaps you should start charging!--and make some "moolah" (as Arnold would say), off of your wonderful sense of hooma! (another Arnoldism!--Perhaps he should publish a book of them!)

You made me laughalot!!!

Luvvums, huggums & laughums!
Linda

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18 posted 2003-09-27 02:21 PM


"Arnold says he’s just a regular Los Angelino
The only body builder who has run since Janet Reno"

This line is brillant. Very Conan O'Breinish in it's humour.

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19 posted 2003-09-27 02:41 PM


You put a lot into this...and it shows.
Great write,  hilarious....  veiner,
smeiner...

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20 posted 2003-09-27 06:09 PM


LOL Richy......

did I say you were a fun/gi?

sheesh then.. that must makes me a fun/gal

Maree

fate is not just
whose cooking  smells good
but which way the wind blows

(Ani DiFranco)


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21 posted 2003-09-27 08:07 PM


ahhh a classic for sure . . .
LMAO
it is soooo good to see you back
here Richy
*smile*
xxoo

Richy
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22 posted 2003-09-27 08:39 PM





Hey Thanks a lot Ratleader!
Hey, and don’t worry, I’m an equal opportunity humorist... lol

Thanks Kacy! And yeah your right, I guess Gray is playing the Jeopardy game of his career! And if enough supporters think that the Price Is Right, then maybe AhhhNold, just might have a chance?

Thanks Shara, but I think that these guys have already sold out, a long time ago...lol

Martie, thank you so much! Your appreciation is priceless!

Hey Joe, nice to meet you! Stockton ‘eh? I know it well. I go fishing up at the Delta all the time. And Joe, you know better then most, that you should never ever say never, in never never land... lol
Thanks again Joe!
Love, Peace, and Chickin Grease!

Thanks Blues!
Yeah, you know how we are out here...
We’ve always cha cha’ed to the beat of a different bongo!
And we’ve always specialized in high wire acts!
Well, just hang on Blues. Looks like we’re in for another real shaker!

Tank You so muchh Leenda! Peepul theenk my mind iz crazee vit hooma, but that’s just me, “it’s not a tooma!” (Kindergarten GOP)

Hey LiquidMidnight, Thanks, and nice to meet you!
Hey, your right, that line is kinda “Conan O Barbarianish!


Magnus my friend, how have you been? Thanks for the nice comments!
You know what, I think you might have something?  
Viener schmeiner’s with kraut, just might be are new “State Food”
Hey, maybe bier will be the new state drink... WoooHooo!


Maree, now that is rich, really, really, rich...lol

Wow, a fungi and a fungal... I guess that mildew... (?)

That kinda reminds me of a gal I once dated. She was a fungal too. And a vegetarian...

And obsessed! Ohhh! She would special order these organic veggies, and everything.

I got to where I couldn’t handle it any more...

I finally broke it off one day, right after she got her peas...(!)

Ouch!

Maree see what you’ve started!

Hey, don’t get me wrong or anything. I’m not antifungal... ?

Are you keeping up with me Maree?

My humor can be a little Spore-atic

Let me know if I’m going to fast... OK?

Wait till you meet my fun uncle Gus...

FunGus?

OK, now I’m reaching...

lol

Maree, make this stop

Your wearing me out!
Oh thanks so much Sue! It’s nice to be back...


Thanks Everyone!

lol



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23 posted 2003-09-27 10:37 PM


Richy, this is funnier than anything I've read in months...
the funniest thing of all is that Ahnold might actually win this thing, because- after all.....
Politics is show bizness...
Remember the last governor that was an actor???
lol

We are all equal but we’re individually different
and able to reach the impossible if we try.

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24 posted 2003-09-27 11:20 PM


OMG! this is great!, creative and very funny.

Jason

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25 posted 2003-09-28 06:00 PM


ROFL... I love it! *S*
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26 posted 2003-09-29 11:57 AM



Thanks Ringo!
I thought Gray WAS acting Governor... (!)

Oh, in the past?... hmmm... I can’t quite recall at the moment?

Hey, I hear Arnie’s new fiscal plan is going to be called Arnoldnomics???
lol


Thanks a lot Jason!
Coming from you, that means a lot!
I appreciate it!


Thank You Suthern! I appreciate your vote of confidence!

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