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Earth Angel
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0 posted 09-20-2003 11:18 PM

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+*+*+

Champagne bubbles,
tickle my nose,
they also make
me giggle.
Whenever I drink,
two glasses or more,
my hips sway
and wiggle.

I'm often told,
that I can't hold,
my beer, or wine
or liquor.
I get giddy or sad,
or happy or mad,
and my speech
becomes
much thicker.

So, I must abstain,
from drinking again,
I will never be
a boozer.
I'm not woman enough,
to hold the stuff,
I guess I'm just
a loser!

+*+*+

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QjQ
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1 posted 09-20-2003 11:22 PM

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moderation my lady is the answer,,,

like they say booze ya lose, moderate ya generate,,

DawnG

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2 posted 09-20-2003 11:31 PM

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You are actually the winner for not being able to drink too much.

Dawn

Mistletoe Angel

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3 posted 09-20-2003 11:31 PM

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(smiles) Maybe, but you are a good and wise loser!

(angel hugs) Nope, you are a big winner as I am zero-tolerant on drinking too and believe our bodies and souls are too precious to be slowed with the slow poisons! (big hugggsssssss) God Bless You, sweet friend, nope, it's tea, Pepsi, and huckleberry lemonade for me, yay, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Linda, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sun set and I perceive

***Live***

Earth Angel
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4 posted 09-20-2003 11:35 PM

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Hi-Q!

I got tipsy once in my life--and that was enough for me! It was like self-induced flu! I hadn't eaten all day and then I had 4 drinks over the course of an evening. Man was I sick! Now I may have only a total of 6 glasses of alcohol a year! I actually prefer ice water!--and that hydrates my complexion--instead of dehydrating it! lol

Cheers!
EA

Earth Angel
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5 posted 09-20-2003 11:38 PM

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Hi there, Dawn! Good to see you again!

Care to join me for a tea-cap? tehe

Earth Angel
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6 posted 09-20-2003 11:42 PM

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Noah ~

That huckleberry lemonade sounds delicious! Next time you have some, I'd love it if you would save a glass of it for me!

Bottoms up! tehe

Mistletoe Angel

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7 posted 09-20-2003 11:45 PM

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(smiles) Ooohhhhhhh...I still have a whole pitcher left, yay! (starts gently sifting sugar in a glass of huckleberry lemonade for you!) Say when!

Love,
Noah Eaton

I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sun set and I perceive

***Live***

Earth Angel
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8 posted 09-20-2003 11:49 PM

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Noah, ....................................................................................................................................................."When!"

..............................................................................................................."Delicious!"

Luvs,
EA

Ceinwyn
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9 posted 09-20-2003 11:57 PM

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aww I don't feel so bad I'm not woman enough either..doesn't make you a loser..but again thank you for the smile...

If at first you don't succeed destroy all the evidence that you tried.

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KoKo
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10 posted 09-21-2003 12:06 AM

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-Big smiles- Liked this muchly

I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
--Chang Tzu

JamesMichael
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11 posted 09-21-2003 12:15 AM

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Are you kidding...better not to drink than to do something you might regret and blame it on the alcohol...James

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12 posted 09-21-2003 12:17 AM

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Cute and funny, this one made me chuckle!

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

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13 posted 09-21-2003 12:57 AM

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Often there is much truth in humor; well done!

Earth Angel
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14 posted 09-21-2003 01:02 AM

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KoKo ~

Hey! That's what I feel like drinking before I go to sleep tonight!--hot Cocoa! Thanks for the idea! lol

Nite, nite!
EA

Earth Angel
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15 posted 09-21-2003 01:08 AM

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James ~

Yes! I most definitely am kidding! I was just being fascetious! lol

As a nurse, I have treated and counseled many alcoholics when I worked in psychiatry. Alcoholism is a heart-breaking, and debilitating disease.

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16 posted 09-21-2003 01:10 AM

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Pilgrimage ~

Good! I like making you chuckle! It makes me chuckle whenever you say you chuckle! In fact, I'm chuckling right now! lol

Lovin' hugs 'n chuckles!
EA

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17 posted 09-21-2003 01:16 AM

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I've never seen a 'pretty' or 'dainty' or 'handsome' drunk. Feeling all soft and loose inside doesn't always translate to the outside, and in fact, its quite the opposite. If we could all have a motion picture of our antics when intoxicated, I think we would rethink! Great poem.

~ becky /f

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18 posted 09-21-2003 01:22 AM

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icebox ~

Thank you for the sage reply, Dear Box of Ice!

Luvs 'n hugs,
EA

Earth Angel
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19 posted 09-21-2003 01:25 AM

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Ceinwyn ~

Nah, neither of us are really losers! We just have weak constitutions!--and that's a good thing! lol

I've got some hot KoKo, I mean, "cocoa" on! Care to join me! I'll top it with mini marshmallows! We can jog it off on the morrow! lol

Linda

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Earth Angel
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20 posted 09-21-2003 01:30 AM

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Becky ~

Can't say that I have either! I know for sure that I wasn't "pretty" or "dainty" that night! lol

Warm hugs,
EA

Susan Caldwell
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21 posted 09-21-2003 04:09 AM

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Confession: I am a puker...someone want to hold my hair?

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
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22 posted 09-21-2003 04:15 AM

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LOL.... oh I like this one!!

Earth Angel
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23 posted 09-21-2003 07:57 AM

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Susan ~

Oh, isn't it just the worst?!? I was sick for 2 whole days not long after I became of age to drink--on 4 drinks on an empty stomach! I'll never revisit an experience like that again! It's water on the rocks for me!--and if truth be known, I prefer the water! lol

Moderation is the key!--as it is in everything in life!

Linda

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24 posted 09-21-2003 07:58 AM

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RDB ~

LOL Now I wonder why that is?!?

Have a great day!

EA

P.S. Good to see you again!

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