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Bonnie j
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0 posted 2003-09-20 10:45 AM



Lessons

Now there is a gal givin’ lessons
on lovin’ 101 and 102
I keep a waitin’ for 103 and 104
Cause I’m a following right down
to the last instruction
On how to catch that ole long legged mailman
He’s about six feet two
Dreamy bedroom eyes of blue
A gorgeous tan and that smile
To die for
Whoa!
When that man says, “Here is your mail.”
My knees turn to jelly, I can’t say a thing, my face turns
red, then a cotton pickin’ hot flash decides to appear
He looks at me and I look at him
He turns and starts to run
Man that ole mailman sure does have long legs
Then the chase begins
I huff and puff all worn out
Have to stop and catch my breath
Cause that ole boy is by now ten miles away
So! Come on girl where is 103 and 104.
Cause I may need more instructions
on how to catch that log legged, sexy mailman.

Love Bon-Bon

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QjQ
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1 posted 2003-09-20 10:56 AM


gee gal ya gots a problem,, but i'm a easy catch i trip over my own feet, LoL LoL

                                    

Mistletoe Angel
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2 posted 2003-09-20 03:22 PM




(giggles in delight) Oh Bonnie, this is so cute, sweet friend, hehehe, the hunt is on and next time he won't get away that easy, God Bless You, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Bonnie, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sun set and I perceive

***Live***

Earth Angel
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3 posted 2003-09-20 03:54 PM


Bonnie, you are quite a character!--and an adorable one at that!

Good luck in your Love classes!


Linda

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