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Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

0 posted 2003-09-13 09:06 AM

Based on true life happenings.These things happened years ago, now I look back and just laugh.
So gentle readers this is written to protect the guilty and warn the innocent.Beware! You may wind up a "ROCK."
See Ya Love Bon-Bon

Did You Ever?

Now come on over here gal friend
I have something to share with you
Have you ever dated a ROCK ?
You know the kind-
His idea of goin’ out for dinner
is a hamburger at McDonald’s
Or
You go to a fancy restaurant with friends
and he whispers
in your ear don’t eat anything
over two dollars.
Now if the man was poor I would agree,
but the man makes fifty dollars
every dog gone hour.

He calls and invites you over for the evening
Your thinking dinner,
music with candle light
As you enter the door
you are greeted by ten or twelve
of his friends and he
says,
“Would you make that delicious pizza
and
Nachos with cheese while
we watch the football game.”

The season of giving is near
to family and friends
You’re hoping for something
pretty and nice
You walk into the house
looking for that beautiful surprise
Guess what?
A green garbage can
You got it a green garbage can
He says, “Well you needed one.”

Well folks I have dated a Rock
and
I finally gave him up and sent him on his way
So gals you better watch out
cause he’s out there, with that sexy smile
He’s tall, dark, and handsome,
but man is he a
ROCK.

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

1 posted 2003-09-13 09:29 AM

Yes, I took a look--and I'm glad I did!--or am I?!?--Those men are scary! lol

As I read this post, I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time!

Linda

scorpio
Member Ascendant

since 2002-10-02

Posts 5178
right...there

2 posted 2003-09-13 09:43 AM

Sounds like the kind of man even Red Green would find disgusting!! LOL

believe in what your heart feels...

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

3 posted 2003-09-13 09:50 AM

I am smiling..but there are times that even having a ROCK is better than being alone...

M

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

4 posted 2003-09-13 09:58 AM

I'm glad that you got rid of him, Bon-Bon.
I was kind of feeling sorry for him until I read
that he made $50.00 an hour. Unless he had some
really necessary obligations with his money he mad, that is.
A good write.

Hugs

Ethel

Ratleader

Member Rara Avis

since 2003-01-23

Posts 7026
Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass

5 posted 2003-09-13 10:07 AM

Heh-heh--- sounds like you need to talk to Jimmy Fraser.......you might make a good pair...
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Margherita
Member Seraphic

since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

6 posted 2003-09-13 10:13 AM

The ROCK-type knows of the little secret that love makes blind and profits shamelessly!
Sooner or later the sight returns!
Well done!
Love, Margherita

[This message has been edited by Margherita (09-13-2003 10:14 AM).]

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

7 posted 2003-09-13 12:01 PM

Thanks folks for your replies and Ratleader I went and read James poem. Must be the same body moving about changes from male to female.Hee-Hee
See Ya Bon-Bon

QjQ
Member Elite

since 2003-04-18

Posts 3756
U.S.A.

8 posted 2003-09-13 01:16 PM

great write about the rock,, but remember rocks get thrown,,

hey bon bon hows about baking me some cinny buns?

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