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Definitions of A Loser . . . (Care to add some of your own?)
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Definitions of A Loser . . . (Care to add some of your own?) |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light 
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If at first you don't succeed ~ QUIT! I never finish anything ~ so why start? Pleasure before work! Favorite period in elementary school: RECESS Favorite sport: SEX Favorite food: BEER Favorite kiss: Hershey's Chocolate Favorite religious expression: Holy Cow! Athletic work out: Surfing TV channels Definition of a shower: A walk in the rain. Definition of the perfect date: One without the pit. Perfect gift for woman: Skunk Cabbage--'cause it's two gifts for the price of one! Skunk perfume and a cheap dinner! Gas preference for car:Methane! I just fart in the tank. What is considered the measure of a man? --The size of his little one.  [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (09-12-2003 11:05 PM).] |
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Ceinwyn Member Elite
since 2000-07-09
Posts 2175VA |
complains he never has time for you but has enough time for drinking with his friends... If at first you don't succeed destroy all the evidence that you tried. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Uh-oh... I might be in big trouble... LOL I resemble a couple of those remarks mightily! LOL Is this a cumulative test? Do I have to answer 'yes' to a certain number to be considered a loser or is one enough? Is there any fairness including preference for pleasure over work and ummm... never mind. LOL Thanks for the grins, lady. *S* [This message has been edited by suthern (09-12-2003 10:54 PM).] |
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QjQ Member Elite
since 2003-04-18
Posts 3756U.S.A. |
want ad need one white silk bag for tooth fairy call 1-800-QjQ-Poor |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
A computer technician who has "is this an ID- ten-T error" printed on business cards. Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (big hugggsssssss) How about liars, thieves, betrayers, heartbreakers, those who are racist, sexist, or blasphemous, those who play a game and act like a bad sport, and those who out of jealousy try to ruin others? (sad sigh) Funny how easy it can truly be to be a winner, but how any clumsy and terrible excuses are made that make people become losers, it is an ugly truth, and I will always prefer an ugly truth over a white lie, God Bless You, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Linda, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
Me |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Ceinwyn ~ I feel the pain in that one, Dear Kristen. Lovin' hugs, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Suthern ~ Me too! Let's say if you have more than 10 out of the 14, you might be on your way to loserdom! lol Loves 'n hugs, EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Q ~ I'm sorry! I hadn't realized that you could not afford to buy the silk bag to put your dentures in for the tooth fairy. I'll whip one up for you and fly it by Angel Air Express tonight! Remember to put it under your pillow! Huggums, EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Kethry ~ Ain't that just the worst?!? (Whatever that means!) lol  EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Noah ~ Whoa! Yes, indeed those are the real losers. I can see I struck a sensitive harp chord. My intention was to make this a light tongue-in-cheek post. If this list of characteristics denotes a real loser, then I must be one myself! --Mind you, I don't fart into my gas tank--I burp! lol Love ya! Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Aenimal ~ Oh Raph!--you're sooooooooo melodramatic--in a quiet sort of way! (I love oxymorons and dichotomies!) lol ~ That's why we all love you! lol Lovin' hugs, Linda |
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Patricia Member Elite
since 2003-04-06
Posts 2160Missouri |
Linda... Before I read this one...I thought I have my own definition...the last guy I was seeing! OK, that isn't too nice, is it? Oh well, I think his picture should be in Webster's next to the entry "loser". Maybe my pic should be next to the word "naive". So grinning a devil grin this morn! Patricia |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
 ...I will... SOON... |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
Linda . . . very cool ok Definition of a shower: reading everyone here Raph - plbbbt - stop that! nice thread Linda xxoo |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
littlewing ~ Ya, that shower one was kinda weak! I love walking in the rain!--but I was referring to his/her lack of hygiene! lol Loves 'n huggums, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Patricia ~ I love your wit and charm! --but sorry for the reality of your comments. Loveya! Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Nan ~ Hmm! Your reply could imply many things! I guess I'll just have to wait and see what that might be! lol Linda |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
I got a giggle out of this one. I have met a few people like this along the highway of life. I have a poem I'll post just for you it may give you a smile cause in a way it is sad that there are people like this in the world. Boy! Life sure is a trip. Is it not? See Ya Bon-Bon  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Bonnie ~ lol Thanks!--and I'll be on the look out for your poem! Have a great day! Linda |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Linda Lou!!! You know my favorite one of these, don't you?? HeeHee!!! Yep, I'm just glad that you aren't one of the ones who want to put ME in the gas tank. I've heard that all my life. LOL Love ya, my friend  Hugs Ethel |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh yes! I know the definition of a failure. It is ME! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Ethel ~ Oh, yes! Indeed I do know which one that you are referring to! I'm rather partial to that one myself! Huggums, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Sue ~ Noooooooo! Noooooooo! Nooooooooo! You are NOT a loser!!!!!!!!! You have a pioneering spirit and have honored yourself by getting out of a bad situation. It is only human to have moments of self-doubt and diminishing determination. But look how far you've come! You never thought you could do it!--but you have. Remember, Sweet Sue, you are still in the healing process and there are growing pains--but they WILL pass! They have for me! Loving, healing hugs, Linda |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Someone who steals anothers words, plaglarism, is my definition of a loser. Thanks for the smile as always Marsha   Tomorrow is another day I don't know what it holds |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Marsha ~ I feel that someone who steals anothers words, plagiarism, is my definition of a loser. Ooops! I do believe I may have just plagiarized yours! lol ~ and I totally concur with your words! Plagiarism is tantamount to theft! Nice to see you! Thanks for dropping by-- and for the bump! EA |
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JilGirl Member
since 2003-05-24
Posts 364Washington |
A loser? A guy who has the best, treats her as if she's the worst and loses memory of all her good. THEN blames HER for finally leaving! Not only his marbles are lost here! 'Tiz feathers that make the bird - |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
JilGirl ~ Yep! Add him to the list! I'm so sorry, if someone like that was in your life, Dear Jil. EA |
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