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Happy Birthday Cockroach
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Happy Birthday Cockroach |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Franni told the "Roach" Upon this special day, That her wish for him She hopes will go this way; Please remove my blouse, My bra and panties too, Promise to quit wearing them That's my birthday wish for you. You're 60-some-odd years now, It's time you dressed as "man" I'll put down the toilet seat, If like a "man" you'll STAND!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BALLADEER..........TOE [This message has been edited by Toerag (08-18-2003 11:58 AM).] |
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MoniDaPoet Member
since 2003-08-14
Posts 73California, USA |
LOL! I love this poem! Too funny and well penned! I have only my genius to declare! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Wouldn't a cockroach need veeeeeery looooong legs to stand while using the porcelain toity?--unless, of course, the cockroach had a veeeeeery looooooong........  Happy birthday, Michael! Humongous celebratory hugs, Linda P.S. Toe, you just couldn't resist it, could you! Even on this holy of holy days! LOL |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
You know, the last guy I knew that did that is no longer a guy... Toe~Can't 'Deer have some peace on his birthday even? hugs~Susan |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
You nut! LOL |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
You is one strange feller.Hee-Hee Bon-Bon  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... Just call him Balla-Rodney Dangerfield-Deer... for he doesn't even get any respect on his birthday... no senior discounts on potshots! LOL Of course... he'd expect nothing less... and would be worried if you dragged out the compliments. *G* I do hope he has a happy one... this should give him some grins! *S* |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
LOL...another Toerag classic.  Happy Birthday, 'Deer!  "My friends are my estate." |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Toe you're just what he needed on his birthday LOL I like this one, I'm sure he does too, unless......we'll see, we'll see something must be coming your way soon I gather  Happy Birthday Michael Mack Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Toe...you are just SO bad!! That's why we love ya!  A very funny birthday greeting for our 'Deer. ~Summertime Smiles & Hugs, Nancy~ ~The breeze that kissed you on the face, |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Toe.. Toe.. Toe... What am I gonna do with you??? |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - Happy Birthday Balladeer, from BC... BC |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
If it were a fact that Birthday wishes did come true I'd make my wish today and There would be no more of you!! No, that's not right. I wouldn't Do that even if I could. I need someone like you around To make me look so good!!! So go ahead and desecrate me On my special day Because you know I wouldn't Have it any other way!!! Thank you, Toe-buddy, for honoring me in your own dishonorable way  |
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