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Professor Gloom
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of Depression

0 posted 2003-08-12 02:34 PM


1
T’was a red headed lady from Kent
Taking all the men wherever she went
Then down by the old wharf
Met a well hung young dwarf
And a night rocking the boat was spent
2
There was a lassie with flaming hair
And pale beauty beyond compare
Then came rich old MacGregor
That would plead and beg her
But never her charms would she share.
3
The once was a girl with hair of red
That methodically took men to her bed,
All the men of the town
She counted them down
Then practiced to the city she fled
4
A lady of red hair owned a fine bar
Visitors came from near and far
She was witty and funny
And she took all their money,
They all glowed by the light of her star.
5
Red headed lady stay from my door
I don’t want you to stand there anymore
Give up your lewd vending
And perversions you’re spending
Rest by my hearth in peace I implore

Gloom


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S Arthur Grey
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since 2001-03-19
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woven by a poet's loom
1 posted 2003-08-12 02:44 PM


Limericks seem rather unpopular these days, but I like 'em.
I just may have to do a few more . . .
Thanks, Gloom


s.a.g.

1slick_lady
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since 2000-12-22
Posts 6088
standing on a shadow's lace
2 posted 2003-08-12 02:45 PM


ROFLMAO !!!!!
thanks
smooch

Tequilia_Sunrise
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since 2003-02-19
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Lochalsh, Ontario, Canada
3 posted 2003-08-12 04:26 PM


great!
Kaoru
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4 posted 2003-08-12 06:55 PM


Gloom, this is totally creative and cool.

Something I've yet to see 'till now.

Write on.

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26
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displaced
5 posted 2003-08-13 02:14 AM


well, I'm strawberry-blonde, so I guess I get hit from both sides...maybe I'll just dye me hair brown and be done with it LOL

cute stuff here Gloom

Susan Caldwell
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since 2002-12-27
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Florida
6 posted 2003-08-13 09:09 AM


LMAO!! OMG, I am somewhat of a red head (it runs in the family).  I loved these...lol a "well hung dwarf" LOL...

Great writing!

Susan

[This message has been edited by Susan Caldwell (08-13-2003 11:23 AM).]

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