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Janette
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0 posted 2003-07-29 06:56 PM


Pecs

My dear workout guru
what's a poor girl to do
I followed your routine
doing reps of fifteen
with various dumbbells
sweating as if in hell

Now my pecs are so sore
an ache I do abhor
and what makes matters worse
there's no one to disperse
the results of my deeds
with the massage I need

My man is nowhere near
he's out of town not here
so I shall do my best
to prod and knead my chest
knowing I missed my chance
to inspire some romance

Dang!

Janette


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BluesSerenade
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1 posted 2003-07-29 07:50 PM


Don't you hate missing the opportunity!
Look at this way, you're buffin' up for the big time!!!

Dang, and dang again!!
Never say die!!!  

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2 posted 2003-07-29 09:24 PM


Volunteers abound.......

Nice poem, and nice thought! So many pecs, so little time......

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garysgirl
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3 posted 2003-07-29 09:53 PM


Janette, I like this poem. It's cute.

Annie
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4 posted 2003-07-30 12:37 PM


It is so cute, and it made me giggle!

"Well I know, these voices must be my soul."   -Dave Matthews-

icebox
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5 posted 2003-07-30 01:03 AM


And here I always thought women see men as both disposable and interchangeable.

*smile*

Mick Hawkes
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6 posted 2003-07-30 02:56 AM


LOL it made me just when i needed one..
JamesMichael
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7 posted 2003-07-30 05:34 AM


This is a nice little slice of romantic intrigue...James
Bonnie j
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8 posted 2003-07-30 06:23 AM


Oh! All those sore muscles. Oh! I'll groan for you maybe that will help. Oh!!!!!!.
Good one. Keep them coming.
Love Bon-Bon

Janette
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9 posted 2003-07-30 08:18 PM


Please except my heartfelt thanks which I extend to each of you who took the time to respond to me.  You have all made me smile ... thank you.
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