The day Toerag turned 65
His wife said, "Hey, donkey!!
Get down to City Hall and file
For social security!"

So Toe filled out the paperwork
(with glasses, he could see).
The lady said, "Now, Mr. Rag
I need to see i.d."

Toe reached in his back pocket
Then gave out a squeaky moan.
He said, "I left my wallet
And my credit cards at home!!"

She said, "Ok, let's see your chest."
Toe removed his dirty tee.
She said, "With all those white hairs
You seem old enough to me."

"I'll start the paperwork for you",
She told him, smilingly
"..and sometime soon come back here
With some pieces of i.d".

Toe went home and his wife was there
"Well, Toerag, did you file??"
"I'll have you know I did!!"
Said our boy Toerag, with a smile.

"The lady was quite nice!
I had forgotten my i.d.
But, when she saw my white hairs
As I slipped out of my tee...

She knew knew that I was 65
At least, and let me through.
Some women are much nicer and
Considerate than you!!"

Toe's wife stood grinning with a smile
And then she said, "I see.
"Why didn't you drop your pants and file
For disability!?!?!?!"