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Balladeer's Little Problem
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Balladeer's Little Problem |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer was wondering, About his lost desire, His problem being not having one, "What's happened to my fire?" He went to his local drugstore, And talked with druggist Toe, "Does that Viagra really work? Will it make me good to go?" Toe replied, "It's really good, Cpat Hair just thinks it great, He buys several every week, Says his love-life is first rate" "Can you get it over the counter?" Balladeer asked Toe, Toe replied, "If you took two, I'd imagine so." |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Try some yohimbe and cayenne and you'll have a big problem...James |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
stiffing the deer again I see... heh |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
haahaa.... well I had to read that last verse twice to catch the "funny". like I said, I don't always "get" the joke. but this one was cute.  M |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
hehehhehe, cute |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
Good one Toe!  But, if I laugh at this, Michael will give me an atomic wedgie and fire me as his manager Go get 'em M'dear! And don't be bakin' any Viagra-chip cookies MISTER! hehe Melissa~ Intellectually I know that Canada is no better than any other country. Emotionally I KNOW that Canada is the best country in the world! |
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BluesSerenade Member Patricius
since 2001-10-23
Posts 10549By the Seaside |
"Does that Viagra really work? Will it make me good to go?" Toerag~ The original smarty pants. So what do you do now, wait for them to come after you? Maybe you could share the cost with Balladeer, or get a free sample from Cpat~ just to try it out for size! (not that size matters)  LOL~ |
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Skyfire 
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
LMAO |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
smiling......thank you for this, the world needs more smiles and those that create them |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Of course... that's a narrow counter... right? *EG* We appreciate you keeping us updated on the exploits and shortcomings of your buddies. *G* Thanks for the smiles. |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
  (Now, I'll hurry off before I say something to embarrass myself.)  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I reckon if he were to take a dozen or more, It'd probably reach to my front door!  Sugar 'n spicy meatballs! EA |
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