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Please Don’t Speak Emma’s Hen Night
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Please Don’t Speak Emma’s Hen Night |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England 
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Please Don’t Speak Emma’s Hen Night Please don’t speak too loud near me If you must talk then do so very softly This morning I feel just a little rough And I can’t remember quite enough But last night isn’t at all quite clear It started when I was on my fifth beer Emma had her hen night last night And oh this morning is not a delight Please if you’re speaking whisper to me Whatever you do please do it gently My head aches so much I think I’ll die And every breath is a tortured sigh I don’t recall very much for sure And I wish I’d remember a whole lot more Like where did Emma get to after three? And why oh why didn’t she take me? Please don’t shout quite so much at me My head needs to be treated delicately I admit I had too much sauce last night But it really was Emma’s hen night She did have a good time I think? But I don’t remember pass that fifth drink And although I’m almost sure I was good I don’t remember all that I should Please leave me alone to die quietly When you go please do it very softly Don’t bang the door on your way out And if you love me please don’t shout I’m really not feeling very well you know So go softly and keep your voice quite low I’ve heard that Emma is feeling just fine And I wish that her head felt like mine Please don’t pester me just leave me be I just might live if you don’t speak to me Marsha Tomorrow is another day I don't know what it holds |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Wearing mocassins... brewing coffee quietly... pouring cream slowly... ahhhhh..... and promising my  won't creak... |
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peppermint35 Senior Member
since 2000-05-28
Posts 1106Texas, USA |
Oh sweetie, you made me smile quite broadly upon reading this.. but I too am creeping around very, very quietly and leaving the shades.. dark is the ticket, love...  and when you're good, you're very, very good, but when you're bad (and I mean bad to your head) .. you're pretty good too!!! lol Pepper Pepper |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
How soft and beautiful. You've calmed me down. A little. I said I'm going to buy a gun and start a war, |
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Kahlil Senior Member
since 2003-04-12
Posts 1881 |
Sounds like you had fun, though. You just need a cheeseburger and a shot of Jack, then you'll be fine. ;-) |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL, I can relate to this one, unfortunately! I'll fix you a double strong tea, or brew a mean cup o java for you. Make that two aspirin and wash it down with???? |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
MarshaLove~ Oh yeah ... you KNOW I'll be quiet, don't ya ? Not on your life ! I'm razz-ma-tazzing you into WIDE AWAKE~ 'They' tell me I can stir things up ... soooooo, I'm stirring~ Must be a *witchy* thang, huh ? LOL !  I'm grinning OUT LOUD ... so LOUD that you could not possible sleep through it ! Sooooooo, take two tins of aspirin and PARTY ON, girlie ! Emma ... best wishes to you darling~  Krissy ... me wub you~ MarshaLoveie ... NO REST FOR THE WEARY~ I love you~ LOL ... you've many beers to go before before you sleep~ *Huglets* all~ ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I was planning on being a pal and slip out wearing a very big but quiet grin... but since Marge has already blasted you awake... ROFLMAO!!! I know, I know... it's mean to laugh at your discomfort... but I never claimed to be perfect... and I wasn't invited to the party! LOL Enjoyed the poem... much more than you're enjoying today. *bratty grin* |
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