I heard this strictly on the QT. Now this is strictly hush, hush, not for all ears.
I heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend.
They say that God used to hang around the bowling alley when he was young.
He liked to play pin ball a lot.
But he won every game they had with ease.
One day an old coot, a wise old man of indeterminate age, who was retired.
He saw God's frustration.
So he walked up to God and said, "I sense disappointment in you God. Why don't you go do something useful. Say like start a universe complete with good and evil, fallen angels, ten commandments, and other various things like that. Make something of yourself instead of hanging around here."
God thought about it and decided it was good.