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serenity blaze
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50 posted 06-27-2007 08:05 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Uh Oh.

He's not answering!



Could it be....????

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51 posted 06-27-2007 08:08 PM       View Profile for rwood   Email rwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for rwood

quote:
Darn it... if I'd just worn a tie I'd have gotten that chapter right



oh stop. If I had a nickel for every man in a suit I met whose ties were only good for one thing: keeping the air in their bubble heads, I'd be a wealthy woman. Notice the word wealthy, and not rich. Big diff.

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52 posted 06-27-2007 08:18 PM       View Profile for rwood   Email rwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for rwood

Hey EdGod~

We miss you. Please write. Just a simple reply here is cool, don't trouble yourself with any heavy tablets or anything of that nature. Burning bushes aren't necessary, though I am very impressed with your rainbow messages.

Stay almighty,

yours
Huan Yi
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53 posted 06-27-2007 08:44 PM       View Profile for Huan Yi   Email Huan Yi   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Huan Yi

.


So God in his omnipotence
never the less is or feels
compelled to post on the internet.
Now whose ego is that?

……………………………


A man said to the universe:
"Sir I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."


Stephen Crane


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54 posted 06-27-2007 08:50 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

So that's what ties are for?  All this time I've been misapplying them.
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55 posted 06-27-2007 08:55 PM       View Profile for God   Email God   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for God

Be cool my babies!


They said:

Seek ye first.

Well, I want another search party medamn it!!


I am.
serenity blaze
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56 posted 06-27-2007 09:04 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Oh wow.

I just googled you, God.

"Results 1 - 10 of about 339,000,000 for God..."

Is that all?

medamnit? *grins*
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57 posted 06-27-2007 09:09 PM       View Profile for God   Email God   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for God

339,000,000...


I know, I'm the man.

I am.

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58 posted 06-27-2007 09:12 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

How can it be that Bill Gates has more money than you do seekers?

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59 posted 06-27-2007 09:35 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

I'm sorry God, but, you're not the man.  That would be your kid.

You're just "I'm"
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60 posted 06-27-2007 09:52 PM       View Profile for Essorant   Email Essorant   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Essorant's Home Page   View IP for Essorant

Are you ever going to get married, God?
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61 posted 06-27-2007 10:40 PM       View Profile for God   Email God   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for God

Karen, I do not need money; I have lightning pellets.

Rebel, don't forget that I'm also my kid.

Essorant, don't be weird.

I am.

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62 posted 06-27-2007 10:47 PM       View Profile for Edward Grim   Email Edward Grim   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Edward Grim's Home Page   View IP for Edward Grim

quote:
Well Edward--what if it turned out that you are God?

What would you do?


If I'm God, then you guys don't stand a chance.

“Well all the apostles, they’re sittin’ on the swings, sayin’ I’d sell off my savior for a set of new rings.”

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63 posted 06-28-2007 07:44 AM       View Profile for rwood   Email rwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for rwood



Ged.


That's perfect. Your new nom de plume.

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64 posted 06-28-2007 03:31 PM       View Profile for Miss Behavin'   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Miss Behavin'

God knows - Free verse is two words..
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I'm a christian and it would be very hard for me to believe that God posted something on the internet.  First of all the when Jesus comes again it would be the end of the world, so I don't think he would leave judging the living and the dead to post on an internet forum.  God himself would not post something, but instead have somebody else send out the message.  Also, with all the crazy things going on in the world today, and how somebody can completely change who they are on the internet makes it even harder to believe.  I mean it could be some lonely old 40 yeard guy named Hank who lives with cats.  He didn't take his medication, and now hwe frantically posting messages saying he is God.  I mean it sounds crazy but in this type of world it's possible.  Just look at the Virginia Tech as an example, or 911.  Unless God himself came to me and said that it was he, himself posting those messages I would not believe it.  As I said before, when God comes again it will be to destroy the Earth and all evil and take all the righteous along with him.

Peace. Love. Forgiveness.
  Blessings and Guidance

serenity blaze
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66 posted 06-28-2007 04:52 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Um. I'll panic after the 1000 years of peace, which has proven inevident in this very forum.



Welcome to the fray, Gifted!

We like to have a little fun inbetween spats--Now where is Stephanos? This is his job methinks. (I just had the link, I swear, Stephan! )

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67 posted 06-28-2007 05:37 PM       View Profile for Edward Grim   Email Edward Grim   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Edward Grim's Home Page   View IP for Edward Grim

quote:
As I said before, when God comes again it will be to destroy the Earth and all evil and take all the righteous along with him.


"...all evil..." Yes, that would be me.  

Welcome to the zoo, Gifted.


Reg,

"Ged" huh... I like it.



“Well all the apostles, they’re sittin’ on the swings, sayin’ I’d sell off my savior for a set of new rings.”
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68 posted 06-28-2007 06:24 PM       View Profile for Gifted   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Gifted's Home Page   View IP for Gifted

Why don't you just repent Edward Grim.

Peace. Love. Forgiveness.
  Blessings and Guidance

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69 posted 06-28-2007 06:47 PM       View Profile for Edward Grim   Email Edward Grim   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Edward Grim's Home Page   View IP for Edward Grim

quote:
Why don't you just repent Edward Grim.


Don't you know that the inculpable can be evil, too?


Heh, I was joking; the longer you're here, the more you'll be able to differentiate my jokes from my seriousness.

And besides, I'm real close to God.

“Well all the apostles, they’re sittin’ on the swings, sayin’ I’d sell off my savior for a set of new rings.”

Gifted
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70 posted 06-30-2007 11:46 PM       View Profile for Gifted   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Gifted's Home Page   View IP for Gifted

Ok, cool.  Good to hear/read.

Peace. Love. Forgiveness.
  Blessings and Guidance

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71 posted 07-01-2007 02:47 AM       View Profile for Essorant   Email Essorant   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Essorant's Home Page   View IP for Essorant

Sorry, I meant to post this in the other thread.
 
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