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I was brought to a stuning reality when i got a fortune cookie with two fortunes in it! Waht does this mean? Is it impling that I am pschysophrinic(sorry best spelling possiable) or did it have it.  Latter on in the day i saw a person (my frined who is almost as crazy as me) screeming that see didn't have a fortune in hers, she wanted to know if that meant that she would die? Then rather quickly she started insulting Chad who sat beside me at lunck

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That's easy.  At the point of time you received two predictions in your fortune cookie, the multiverse was diverging and you had the privelage of being at the junction of the trousers of time before they split...or, at least, so my friend Eric, the singing potato just told me.
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It's best to remember to add the tag line '...between the sheets.' when reading fortune cookie slips. For some odd reason, they make a lot more sense then.
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I used to do that, Ali, until I got one that said "you are good with animals".

lol

But now the animal is in pain...
And now it's starting to rain...
But I'm still the same.

 
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