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Midnitesun
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0 posted 2003-05-30 04:31 PM



Some of us are born
with natural instincts....
that make us run
from the opposite sex
as if said opposite sex
was an alien species.

Then, by the time we are at least
sixteen?


We are SURE of it,
and we begin to master the techniques,
the myriad ways we can possibly
come up with
to put that 'other' creature
in it's rightful place.

So,
just how are the accomodations
in the doghouse?
Do I at least get my own hot tub?



© Copyright 2003 Kathleen Kacy Stafford - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 2003-05-30 04:33 PM


PS, I'm going horseback riding now, so  anything you say is fair....until I return later tonight.
ethome
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2 posted 2003-05-30 04:36 PM


I'll build a hot tub for you in mine!

Running away wasn't what I had in mind.

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3 posted 2003-05-30 04:40 PM


Glad to hear that you are back in the saddle again.   *grin*

Uh...Oh, nice poem.

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4 posted 2003-05-30 04:41 PM


lol lmao   very good!!!

It's the quality of the complement that i feel not the quanity.

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5 posted 2003-05-30 04:57 PM


Great poem...thanks for the smile!
Eric

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6 posted 2003-05-30 06:19 PM


take that unicorn horn and ...


just kidding!


a good laugh on FREE-day

-majnu
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7 posted 2003-05-30 06:55 PM


I would not have minded being in the dog house when I was married if it was sound proof and I could bolt the door from the inside."Grin".

paladin

....a knight without armor

Kethry
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8 posted 2003-05-30 07:10 PM


sometimes the doghouse was the best was the best place to be...because the silence was so peaceful *grin.

Kethry

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind.  Unknown



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9 posted 2003-05-30 07:15 PM


Ahhh,  the mystique of the male adversary,
in true form and wit.  Well done Kacy...

How big is that dog house?  Has it been
treated for fleas?

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10 posted 2003-05-30 07:17 PM



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11 posted 2003-06-01 04:01 AM


Hey how’d you like that poem?

It was cool. It reminds me though, of the same kind of poetry, from those gals on Venus!

Yeah, and?

Don’t you remember them saying, that us Martian’s we’re a little too far out there?

Well that’s because you were spacing out so much.

I’m telling you, it was a Venus Fly Trap!

Listen here, my little marsupial... mellow out. Quit being such a space cadet.

This is The Blue Planet... Mother Earth...

This place is cool, and mystical.

It’s where Midnitesun lives...

You know? “What goes around, comes around.”

I don’t believe in that. Besides, don’t you remember what happened last time?

What?

Her karma ran, over my dogma...

Oh, yeah...


lol


You know I'm just kidding right Kacy?

I really enjoed this, as I do all of your poems!

Take Care,

Richy

[This message has been edited by Richy (06-01-2003 06:11 AM).]

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12 posted 2003-06-01 11:59 AM


ROTFL at your comments Richy! Especially the karma running over the dogma. LOL

Thanks to each of you for reading. I wrote this after reading a Drexler McStyles post about the doghouse, and would have given the link 'cept I didn't have time to ask Drex for his dogcatcher's permit.

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