Hay Unkle Jed,
I can only reply with some lines from that famous song of our childhood, as I believe we are about the same age. I am sure you know it:
"Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor montaineer barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shootin' at some food and up from the ground came a bubblin' crude...Oil, that is, black coal, texas tea..."
Very cute, Richie. Are you making fun of me as the Freshman here? LOL
Y'all come back now ya here,