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JamesMichael
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0 posted 2003-05-09 05:48 AM


Just Remember This

It's interesting the looks that women give you.
For example that "I like you look" which can also
mean "You're treating me the way I like to be
treated."  And can also mean "I want something
from you."  Usually it comes with their biggest
smile and their sweetest voice.
Then there's the "What do you think you're doing
look."  Almost identical to the "You better stop
that right now if you know what's good for you."
And also closely similar to the "I'm going to kill
you look."
Then there's that look they give you when you just
had the audacity to say no to them.  In the first
place you don't ever want to say no to a woman.
Because that will bring almost the same look
you get when they are thinking that they want
to kill you.  But there is a difference...I think.
But it won't take you long after receiving that
look until you realize that she can say no too.
No dinner, no smiles, no cooperation, no kisses,
no touching, no nothing.
And in just a short while you will remember the
reasons why you seem to say yes most of the time.
Just remember this, women like to have their way.
And if you like to have your way at the end of the
day I recommend that you give them their way.

JamesLee
May09
2003

[This message has been edited by JamesMichael (05-09-2003 05:54 AM).]

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regards2you
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1 posted 2003-05-09 07:05 AM




James,

I just realized what a wise man you are.  Smiling here...


Hugs, Pat

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2 posted 2003-05-09 08:07 AM


You, my Dear James, are a VERY smart man!

Luvs 'n hugs,
EA


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3 posted 2003-05-09 02:08 PM



JamesMichael
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4 posted 2003-05-09 04:21 PM


Thank you Pat, Earth Angel and passing shadows for the nice responses...
I'm trying...James

icebox
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5 posted 2003-05-09 06:04 PM


I don't know, James, "No!" is a great word when well used.  You are certainly right that men are not supposed to say "no" to women, but I have found, with extensive practice, it can be fun.

Look on page 217, chapter 6, of the "Men's Universal Secret Handbook," there is a chart there which gives you suggested negative responses for various situations and which are guaranteed to result in endless humorous anecdotes for barroom or locker room conversations.  

You do still have your handbook, right?

Of course, you may want to take up some hobbies which lend themselves to solitary practice.

*smile*


JamesMichael
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6 posted 2003-05-09 06:58 PM


Thanks icebox for responding....
I suppose men will always be looking for the right way to say no and still get what they want and women will continue to enjoy their  efforts.  james

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7 posted 2003-05-10 01:09 AM




(big hugggsssssss) And that is just how I want to make my girl feel in the future if I ever meet her, let her be free to follow her heart as every girl should feel special and all the same seeing her feel free makes me smile and love her more! (sigh) You are very wise and very caring, sweet friend, your true love will certainly always fall over for you again every day, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet James, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story

***Shakira***

Magnus
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8 posted 2003-05-10 01:39 AM


James,  you must have had an exceptional
day when you wrote this poem...If not,
you surely had one afterwards...

Grinning with ya!

Mag.

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