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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-04-30 12:50 PM

Don't like huntin' but if I did,
I'd probably miss and shoot a kid.
My aim ain't good, my sights aren't sound,
I'm the worst shot in this town.

I've shot some things, didn't like the meat,
(It's so damn hard to cook them skeet)
Couldn't shoot them birds that we all love,
(Them olive branch totin-pure white doves)

Those brave dudes that shoot them deer,
With guns so big they have no fear
They put that "monster" in their sights,
Blow off their horns at dawn's daylight.

There's many kinds on deer ya know,
Santa's reindeer, they love snow.
There's impala out in Africa,
They got moose in Canada.

Here on PIP we've got one too,
He's so smart he'll baffle you.
He sneaks around and writes in rhyme,
That "Balla" deer ain't hard to find.

If you're huntin' a poem to read,
Just look 'round here and soon you'll see,
That "Balla" deer writes with rhyme and reason,
Especially when it's "Toerag" season.

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

1 posted 2003-04-30 01:15 PM

Toe,
You out did yourself on this one. I'm sure mike will get a kick out of it. I know I did.

Thomas119gold
Senior Member

since 2002-06-03

Posts 708
Biloxi, MS (city by the sea)

2 posted 2003-04-30 01:19 PM

roflmao

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

3 posted 2003-04-30 01:33 PM

Toe!! You are just too much!!

Thanks for the chuckles today!
I sure needed them!
~Hugs~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
dancing with you in the summer rain~

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2003-04-30 02:12 PM

I have to agree with Seymour, sweets... the poem is fantastic, the picture is wonderful... and if my eyes aren't deceiving me, you even complimented the bug man! LOL (I always knew you were a nicer, kinder soul than Deer and his ole meanie pal Long John *G*)

I know they count points on deer antlers, so I'll count points here... On a scale of 1 to 10, this is a 15! *S*

Nightshade

Member Patricius

since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

5 posted 2003-04-30 02:29 PM

You're bad....you're sooooo bad....lol

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

6 posted 2003-04-30 04:31 PM

ROFL!!! You outdid yourself here. Toeman. Yep, them skeet are tough but you can get used to them...it's an acquired taste.

Does that make me an honorary Canadian, now that I'm a "mountie"?

This was fun

quatro
Member

since 2003-04-29

Posts 392
Galveston, Texas

7 posted 2003-04-30 04:56 PM

This was just tooo cuuuuute!

quatro

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

8 posted 2003-04-30 04:58 PM

Whew! I gave a sigh of relief when I read that you couldn't shoot a dove!

Deer's doe may be somewhat unsettled that you are posting these wonderful photos of her Dear "Hart"---printers are busy across the land printing pics of that stud buck! You're making him famous!

Now, back to you! This was a rip-roarin' hoot and a half! I love it when your mix your wit, charm and creativity together!

Sending you a little kiss to make your toe feel better! "x"
EA

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (04-30-2003 06:37 PM).]

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