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0 posted 2003-04-27 06:52 PM




(Hehehe...here's to all those Anaheim hockey fans out there! Go Mighty Ducks!!! LOL!)





Quack Quack Rap
(If It Looks Like A Duck, Walks Like A Duck, And Quacks Like A Duck...It Probably Is A Duck!)
By: Noah Eaton
4/27/03

"If it looks like a duck
If it walks like a duck
If it quacks like a duck,
it probably is a duck."
"If it looks like a duck
If it walks like a duck
If it quacks like a duck,
it probably is a duck."

They're north, south, west, and east
Along the Equator, Prime Meridian, and the Seven Seas
Looks like not anytime soon they are going to go away
Surrounding the Pacific coast and paddling all along Hudson Bay
Come and read the Hawaiian proverb from my palm
"When the frigate bird flies out to sea, the rough sea will grow calm."
They don't have fear and they don't have qualms
Even in the winter they can recrudesce and resolve
It's "not the cry, but the flight of the wild duck
That leads the flock to fly and follow." so press your luck
So here they come, at full force and speed
Quack, quack, beware of the graceful Flying V!

"If it looks like a duck
If it walks like a duck
If it quacks like a duck,
it probably is a duck."
"If it looks like a duck
If it walks like a duck
If it quacks like a duck,
it probably is a duck."



New Jersey Devils think they have all the heat
But you know behaving like a duck is the way to be
"Always behave like a duck!" Jacob Braude told me,
"Keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath."
And you Dallas Stars, time for night-night
Sleep tight, don't let those bed bugs bite
Hey, is there something creeping under the rug?
Watch as they stomp on that like a duck on a June bug!
On behalf of my Majesty, Emilio Estevez
This season the Ducks own Lord Stanley's epithet
Cause too many words are just too scared to swim for it
"Some birds avoid the water, ducks seek it"

"If it looks like a duck
If it walks like a duck
If it quacks like a duck,
it probably is a duck."
"If it looks like a duck
If it walks like a duck
If it quacks like a duck,
it probably is a duck."



It's "the bird that calls the canoe to sail."
So you better bail, they'll always be on your tail
So surrender quietly, don't make them pluck
For "it's as hard to see a woman crying as it is to see a barefooted duck."
Ottawa Senators, you think you're the res publica?
You must be mistaken, I don't see your res judicata!
Tampa Bay Lightning, you ain't very frightening
But to the waterfowl that ain't very suprising
We're more wild than Minnesota and looser than Vancouver
With all the golden eggs we lay, who cares if it's the goose or the gander?
Our quacks can put a quiver in your liver
In our flock we gots more brotherly love than Philadelphia Flyers
Heck, we don't even need that power play
5-on-5 is where we've always got game
Are you prepared to dare to compare
With the "Marathon Man" connoisseur Giguere?
Look out, here comes Kariya, "The Fifth Element"
Watch him speed past Modano, Langenbrunner, Naslund and Roenick
We're Mallards, Laysan Teals, red-crested and ring-necked
Mandarin, rosy-billed, even canvas-backed
We hide in tree holes, undergrowth, rushes and reeds
So look out, here we go in our Flying V
Quack quack quack, better press your luck
Here come the Mighty Ducks!

"If it looks like a duck
If it walks like a duck
If it quacks like a duck,
it probably is a duck."
"If it looks like a duck
If it walks like a duck
If it quacks like a duck,
it probably is a duck."

Everybody say, "Quack!"
Lord Stanley's in da bag
Everybody say, "Quack!"
Lord Stanley's in da bag








Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story

***Shakira***


[This message has been edited by Mistletoe Angel (04-27-2003 07:05 PM).]

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1 posted 2003-04-27 06:57 PM


LOL, someone is a DUCK FAN.
Have you sent this (on the wing) to a Duck?

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2 posted 2003-04-27 07:18 PM


Noah, you are one strange human being...don't ever change!!!
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3 posted 2003-04-28 10:51 AM


enjoyed
Bill Charles
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4 posted 2003-04-28 11:00 AM


Noah - are you sure it's a duck, quack, quack...

BC

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5 posted 2003-04-28 11:23 AM


Rah, rah, rah,
Siss boom bah!
Bop, Bee, Boh!
Way to go!

Yay! Noah!

Fun & Laughter,
Linda

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6 posted 2003-04-28 01:46 PM


Noah, this sure did make me giggle.
Win or lose, you must be their biggest fan.  

Hugs, Marti

Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.  A.Einstein

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7 posted 2003-04-28 01:56 PM


Noah,
You are just full of information, enjoyed.

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8 posted 2003-04-28 04:47 PM


Great job!
Eric

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