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Balladeer Is Hung
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Balladeer Is Hung |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
 He was at a bar in "Ala-bam" A hunting lodge I think, Met this gal that caught his eye And ordered her a drink. He got himself a cocktail, Ordered her up a beer, The waiter took it to her, Then she met Balladeer. 'Deer stuck his finger in his drink, Then touched it to her panty hose, Said, "Let's go over to your house, Get out of these wet clothes." She smiled and submitted, She took him to her home. A quiet and seductive place She lived there all alone. The rest is simply history, The hunt was now complete, This "huntress" bagged old Balladeer, But his ending's not so sweet ... Toerag [This message has been edited by Toerag (04-25-2003 06:07 PM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Oh, my!!!! This was worth waiting for... and I'm not good at waiting!!! ROFLMAO!!! This is perfect, sweets... I'm gonna have to save that picture... maybe even hang it on MY wall!!!! LOL Incredible picture and the perfect poetic accompaniment!!!! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
gawd....y'made me look...   |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
From the smile on our Deer friend's face, I'd say he's quite happy hanging around her house! --Lots to see from his vantage point(s)! LOL Delightfully funny poem!--and adorable photo! May he rest in pieces!  Hugs & stuff, EA |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
..got me to look too.  |
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Brad Majors
since 2001-04-03
Posts 2647Georgia |
this cracked me up! |
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Startime55 Member Elite
since 2003-04-05
Posts 2148Alberta, Canada |
LOL !!! I LOVE IT....You two just crack me up and I love every minute of it....**hugs** to you both... |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
  Oh boy!! I've got me a Balladeer hung on the wall saved on my hard drive. Now I'll use it when I think appropriate. LOL Hugs, Ethel [This message has been edited by garysgirl (04-25-2003 08:01 PM).] |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, the title's the only thing you got right! I wasn't the one who got mounted  Not bad, arachnid. You're getting quite artistic in your futile attempts to best me. I LOVE IT!!  |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Isn't he getting artistic though? Michael, your turn! And Toe, you did good, really good!  |
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regards2you Member Elite
since 2002-10-01
Posts 3940California |
Toe, Thank you so much for this...so funny..quite creative... very, very good...still laughing Hugs, Pat  ..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.. |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Yep he sure is...... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE I had to read it....the title alone had me laughing. I wasn't sure what I was expecting...but it was good!!!! And I really love the picture!!!! Bridgette  "Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL @ Bal... and what a mounting it was... one to end all others. *EG* I had to visit this again to see Bal's last grin preserved for posterity in such a charming way. *G* And once again, I'm sitting here with a grin of my own. *S* Ya done good, Toe... *S* |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
rofg@suthern rofl@mounting...yep was a pretty good comeback to a great poem and pic enjoyed the smile, thank you my friend |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
you guys are too much... |
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