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Is There Still Tea In Boston Harbor
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Is There Still Tea In Boston Harbor |
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Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
Hello, class. Here are the test questions for Friday. Where does Ann Arbor live? Who was the President In Washington’s first term? Is there still tea in Boston Harbor? (Hi Nan how are you today) In what year Did the war of 1812 begin? Near what city Was the battle of New Orleans fought? Why didn’t Milton write Paradise Found? How long was Longfellow? How many works Have been written by Anon? What did Lincoln fight When he fought the civil war? How many assassinated Presidents Managed to survive? Why wasn’t custer sitting, Like Chief Bull? Who were the combatant nations In the Spanish-american war? How many years Did the 19th century last? Why didn’t they fight The second world war Before the first? How many ancestors Do you have? Why did Homer write literature Instead of writing something else? Why did Roosevelt run for President When he couldn’t even walk? If space is a vacuum Who changes the bags? If it takes a ship Twelve days to cross the ocean, How long would it take twelve ships? How does one go to the bathroom Without going to the bathroom? How many grains of sand are there? Why do noses run And feet smell? Why didn’t they resettle The Plains Indians in India? What did Columbus discover When he discovered America? Why are the most famous people Those who have been dead the longest? Why didn’t Nero burn his fiddle? Why isn’t fiction true? Why don’t we throw down Instead of up? If we lose our bearings, Why doesn’t someone steal them? Why are there never babies In the bathwater? Why was the first Moon landing made Before the Moon came out at night? Why are human beings The only creatures who can laugh … Except for maybe loons? This is also for Professor Gloom, Whomever he or she might be. Jaime Eat food. D |
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QjQ Member Elite
since 2003-04-18
Posts 3756U.S.A. |
interesting |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
whoa! way too much thinking for me today... |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFL at a couple of these, and pondering all the rest. Good morning to you, Jaime. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Jaime, first you must know.... Nan will never stand up straight again from her chuckles... Professor Gloom may even crack a grin...THIS WIDE... and I, last but not least, enjoy your WIT so much! Thank you, my friend...this is clever, and charming... |
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bsfradera New Member
since 2003-02-20
Posts 5 |
Me hiciste reir tanto. Muy bien. Espero que estes bien, ya que tu computadora fue reparada. Monzy y yo te enviamos besos y abrazos. La Blanca y La Monzy |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
Jamie: got me ticking here: How many assassinated Presidents Managed to survive? Lincoln/Kennedy/McKinley nice pondering . . . xxoo |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
How DO assassinated people survive?  |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Sunshine, maybe we need to ask Saddam? |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
Huh!These are trick questions.Right?I have one for you.Define the universe,give three examples. paladin ....a knight without armor [This message has been edited by paladin (04-22-2003 12:43 PM).] |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Why do they call it Good Friday, when they crucified a man? Hi Jaime  |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Smirking - You're LOONY... And how many of the last 6 US presidents are not buried on American soil???... [This message has been edited by Nan (04-23-2003 08:23 AM).] |
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