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THE DIRTY OLD LIBRARIAN

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Taco Jonez
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0 posted 04-22-2003 12:14 PM       View Profile for Taco Jonez   Email Taco Jonez   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Taco Jonez


A shelf of books
falls on my brow
knocking me out
    blood drains
    on the floor
             leaving me  
to awake to an old lady
wort and all trying to revive me
with  
mouth
to
mouth

             and a little bit o' tongue.

*** I was debating on whether I should share this one or not...but I thought to myself...why not corrupt people's view of the library ***


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Earth Angel
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Realms of Light


1 posted 04-22-2003 01:11 PM       View Profile for Earth Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Earth Angel's Home Page   View IP for Earth Angel

Perhaps she wasn't slipping you the tongue! Maybe her false teeth fell into your mouth while she was trying to save your life!

Peace & Light!
Earth Angel
Taco Jonez
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2 posted 04-22-2003 02:28 PM       View Profile for Taco Jonez   Email Taco Jonez   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Taco Jonez

yes maybe so....that would explain why she was all gums!  thanks for the note
waldopepper
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3 posted 04-25-2003 11:31 PM       View Profile for waldopepper   Email waldopepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for waldopepper

This is so cool my man!  But since my dear old Mom is a retired librarian, I'm having difficulty reconciling some of the images this poem conjures up!  But, I'll be alright.  Very smart and witty.  I'm not surprised in the least.
wings of the moon
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4 posted 04-29-2003 05:20 PM       View Profile for wings of the moon   Email wings of the moon   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wings of the moon

Lol!!!
Zagg dear friend, you always manage to make me smile...
Again a... er... delicious poem of yours

May taco jonez continue casting happy waves accross this planet...

love,
Claire (i.e missbookworm)

"more than yesterday, less than tomorrow, i love you"

passing shadows
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5 posted 04-29-2003 05:38 PM       View Profile for passing shadows   Email passing shadows   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for passing shadows

but kinda funny
Taco Jonez
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6 posted 05-16-2003 03:29 PM       View Profile for Taco Jonez   Email Taco Jonez   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Taco Jonez

thanks i try to impress upon people to see the light, but i see the image of your mom might be tough to avoid....and i will always try to make you all laugh
CaseyLeigh
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not all librarians are ancient...
Kamala
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Taco,

auershome... this is just the kind of off the wall thing that i totally dig.  of course, it's a scandalous image but how deliciously so!  for the record, wort is actually spelled wart.  and you might want to reconsider the "falls on my brow."  it seems a little too small a space on the face to have a bookshelf fall on.  those are just small technical comment, though.  overall, i found the poem really funny and different and enjoyable.

yours,
kamala
 
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