auershome... this is just the kind of off the wall thing that i totally dig. of course, it's a scandalous image but how deliciously so! for the record, wort is actually spelled wart. and you might want to reconsider the "falls on my brow." it seems a little too small a space on the face to have a bookshelf fall on. those are just small technical comment, though. overall, i found the poem really funny and different and enjoyable.