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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-01-16 05:41 PM

Where's Balladeer and LongJohn?
Elvis Presley's dead,
Nighthawk's out a'riding,
Or drinkin beer instead.

My mind's a'goin crazy,
As if that's something new,
I think I need some therapy,
I may be way past due?

I remember when I was married,
My wife said I drank more than I used to,
I told her that's not possible,
For a mortal human to do.

Sure I took some drugs,
Many years ago...
But they won't hurt ya-hurt ya-hurt ya,
As I'm sure you all should know.

I'm just the innocent Toerag,
Looking for some fun,
I know I'm a son of something,
And it ain't a simple gun!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (01-16-2003 05:58 PM).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2003-01-16 06:00 PM

Saint... that's what you're son of. LOL Your mom may not be canonized officially... but she should be! LOL

Being crazy helps sometimes, sweets... just as your poem sure helped my day. *S* I like this very much... hope it brings your playmates out of their hiding places!

NewEnglandlazurlu
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-01-04

Posts 7470
A Mountain Paradise

2 posted 2003-01-16 06:30 PM

Yep, missing you guys. Just isn't the same without your craziness!

Hugs, Marti

Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

3 posted 2003-01-16 06:42 PM

Toe,
This is a good time to save up some insults.
I'm sure they'll come back on they always do. LOL PS good write.

Nightshade

Member Patricius

since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

4 posted 2003-01-16 06:44 PM

Yes, dear Toerag - we need some

hearty laughter. It's too dreary in January. hugs, Chris

"Hope" is the thing with feathers-
that perches in the soul....

-Emily Dickinson

scorpio
Member Ascendant

since 2002-10-02

Posts 5178
right...there

5 posted 2003-01-16 06:53 PM

I thought it had become uncommonly quiet herelately...the amigos have been missed...maybe you can stir the pot Toe and get things cooking..

believe in what your heart feels...

GG
Member Elite

since 2002-12-03

Posts 3532
Lost in thought

6 posted 2003-01-16 07:11 PM

I'm just the innocent Toerag,

you really think we'll buy or believe that!?!?!
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiighttt!

Enjoyed

Always, Alyssa

- And so it was that time stood still -
(blink, breathe, stand, fight)

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

7 posted 2003-01-16 07:18 PM

If I count, I'm crazy...
if I don't count...I'm not crazy, and just a figment of my imagination...
if I count on not counting, I count, right?

Bill Charles
Member Patricius

since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

8 posted 2003-01-16 07:19 PM

Toerag - yabba, yabba, dabba, pass the beer, hicummup...

CB

inkedgoddess
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-11-19

Posts 7392
Ohio

9 posted 2003-01-16 07:20 PM

whats a toerag, by the way?

regards2you
Member Elite

since 2002-10-01

Posts 3940
California

10 posted 2003-01-16 08:52 PM

Toe,

Thanks as ever, for the smile. I so enjoy your humor.

Hugs, Pat

..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons..
"Desiderata"

BluesSerenade
Member Patricius

since 2001-10-23

Posts 10549
By the Seaside

11 posted 2003-01-16 09:02 PM

No simple gun ever hurt ya hurt ya~

Thanks for the live entertainment~
you're a one man show toe~

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

12 posted 2003-01-16 10:15 PM

Send in the clowns I say.
Keth

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown

Local Rebel
Member Ascendant

since 1999-12-21

Posts 5767
Southern Abstentia

13 posted 2003-01-16 10:24 PM

Now Toerag yanno I don't drink beer,
That monkey's offa my back.
Nosir I never touch the stuff,
Remember I drink JACK!!!

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

14 posted 2003-01-16 11:02 PM

Hey Mr. Toe

I miss you crazy guys a lot. Ya'll help cheer us(me) up a lot. No matter what you write about, you Son of a Southern Gentleman, it is always uplifting.

Don't stay gone so long next time and go find Capt. Long John and Mr. Ball-deer.....oh yeah, I think I saw his name on a thread. I'm going to see what he has to say.
Bye, friend....

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

15 posted 2003-01-16 11:52 PM

Some people put away childish thoughts and actions and decide it's time to grow up and act a little more responsibly and mature.....fortunately that ain't us!!!! See you soon, retard!!

good pome!

christian
Member

since 2002-12-18

Posts 331

16 posted 2003-01-17 12:23 PM

i think it's funny as hell to see
2 grown men act like kids. balladeer
calling you a retard floored me--with
laughter that is. haha.

i don't think this place would be as
crazy without you here, you frickin clown,
you. cool poem by the way.

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

17 posted 2003-01-17 01:36 AM

Ah my dear Toe
Craziness you seek
It be just so
Found within your speak

Your words a'tilt
Cock-eyed by the drink
Throw your head a'side
Let the poems leak

... yo Toe... I still have a few crayons buring in the back of my brain. Nothing like multi-colored ear wax!

MAF
Junior Member

since 2002-11-23

Posts 15

18 posted 2003-01-17 01:48 AM

*Chuckling*

[This message has been edited by MAF (01-17-2003 01:50 AM).]

Salty
Senior Member

since 2002-11-23

Posts 669
Texas

19 posted 2003-01-17 01:59 AM

Hey I've missed you guys.....and I have yet to meet this Long John person you keep talking about.

~Salty

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

20 posted 2003-01-17 04:05 AM

I tend to agree...yes...*bursting into laughter*

enchantingvamp
Member

since 2002-12-21

Posts 214
Indiana, & NO there is NOT more than corn in Indiana, oughta go back to texas!

21 posted 2003-01-17 04:19 AM

lmao, too funny, loved the witt.

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

22 posted 2003-01-17 08:07 AM

We have crazy folks around here?.. Where??.. Lemme at'm... I can fix that...

Salty
Senior Member

since 2002-11-23

Posts 669
Texas

23 posted 2003-01-17 08:54 AM

Hey I found him alright (LongJohn) ....You sent me all the way to July to do it....I thought I'd never get back!!!!!!! it was worth the trip though *S*

Elizabeth Santos
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-11-08

Posts 9269
Pennsylvania

24 posted 2003-01-17 09:07 AM

Where have all the crazies gone?
WEll. I still think there here
Iv'e caught something contagious now
From you and Balladeer
He said he sowed his wild oats
And what a crop they yield
To put it in a nushell
Oatmeal's growin in the field!

I'm goin nuts too
All the crazies are right here

Love ya, Toe

paladin

Senior Member

since 2001-08-05

Posts 930
Pensacola,Fl.

25 posted 2003-01-17 05:28 PM

Sanity is over rated.I personally think being toally sane would bore me to death.Excuse me it is time for my medication.

paladin

....a knight without armor

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