Toezan #2- The Saga Continues

How to Join	Member's Area	Private Library	Search	Sanctuary		Login
Main Forums	Discussion	Tech Talk	Mature Content	Archives	A home without a wall, Our haven without ends, A circle we all call Our Family of Friends!

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-12-31 02:29 PM

Looking out my jungle escartment,
Over my wildlife kingdom,
Watching for excitement,
(Perhaps a gal will swing-in)

I've swept up with some palm leaves,
No dung out in the yard,
Cleaning after Simba,
Is becoming really hard.

I cut down many large trees,
Built a nice large house,
Can't house train my elephant,
Nor my lion I named "Mouse"

That's why I need a soul mate,
House cleaning's such a chore,
I'll give her fruit and dates,
Who could ask for more?

I'd give her a lovely wardrobe,
Fig leaves in fine fall colors,
Bug eaten leaves for negligees
(And a cave out back for mother).

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2002-12-31 02:35 PM

ROFL... Where do I send my application??? I'll change my name to Jane... no problem! LOL It sounds as though you've made wonderful preparations... but who truly cares about accomodations when she finds her prince! LOL Of course, you'll make sure you eradicate the bugs after one glimpse of me in a negligee... LOL

ROFL... I love these, sweets!!!

By the way... love the lion's name! *G*

[This message has been edited by suthern (12-31-2002 02:36 PM).]

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

2 posted 2002-12-31 02:41 PM

Hey Mr. Toerag...I mean Toezan....... I'm loving this..

Odd, though, I started to ask you awhile ago where was Jane......and I was going to ask if our Suthern Lady was going to apply..... HeeHee.......
I really was.........

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

3 posted 2002-12-31 02:50 PM

Well I kind of like the clothes you have picked out Toe...
But not sure sure about the cave out back!!
Too funny....just too funnny!
~Hugs & Smiles, Nancy~

~Time has cast a spell on you,
So you won't ever forget me~

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

4 posted 2002-12-31 03:28 PM

As a new memeber here I soon realized there was a "feud" going on, which of course intrigued me. So I quickly set about reading everything by those involved. I am hooked, and hungrily look for more each time I come here. Thank you for making me laugh!

Susan

Pilgrimage
Member Elite

since 2001-12-04

Posts 3945
Texas, USA

5 posted 2002-12-31 05:00 PM

Can we distill some of the fruits and dates? If so, then I'll join that long line of Jane applicants. We'll have to let Balladeer come over every month to eradicate the bugs, though. They make me itch.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

	⇧ top of page ⇧
All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format.