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Auguste

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By the sea

0 posted 12-20-2002 04:54 PM

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Now old, the reindeer barely fly,
so Christmas will be slow this year.
Keep up your tree at least 'til March.
You'll get your presents, do not fear.

If Santa would just lose some weight,
the sleigh could likely leave the ground,
but he can't push his plate away.
He only gets more big around.

He wore down all his teeth to gums,
so had to get a store-bought pair
and now he's about worn those out.
He doesn't seem to really care.

Five hundred and 12 pounds of fat,
looks like white-bearded elephant.
Next year, another hundred pounds,
he once tried dieting, but he can't.

So please be patient, he'll get there
and show compassion for his plight.
Though late, your presents will arrive,
just so much slower, without flight.

[This message has been edited by Auguste (12-20-2002 05:09 PM).]

Sunshine
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Listening to every heart

1 posted 12-20-2002 04:59 PM

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Auguste! For shame! LOL...Santa gets around fairly well...he's had hundreds and hundreds of years of practice! But you made me grin, and after this day...I needed that! Who said vacation days were fun...I've been on the run from the beginning of O-dark-thirty!

Auguste

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2 posted 12-20-2002 05:03 PM

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Karilea, no one could pay me enough to get up at the crack of dawn. LOL! Hey, nice to know I gave you a grin. Thanks!

Enchantress
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Somewhere in time~

3 posted 12-20-2002 05:08 PM

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Okay Michael...I'm giggling!
But..I do believe the rotund one will arrive
just in time to make all the boys and girls happy again this year.
Maybe we shouldn't let my sister Nightshade see this...
It just may upset her seeing that she still sits up all night waiting for the jolly old elf!

~Hugs~

~ Season's Greetings to my 'family' at Passions ~

SEA

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with you

4 posted 12-20-2002 05:09 PM

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hee hee...

cute Michael.... enjoyed this

Mistletoe Angel

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5 posted 12-20-2002 05:13 PM

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(giggles in delight) Don't you remember...here's now Olive the Other Reindeer, this young pup will mail those presents god-speed! (big hugggssssss) This is lovely, sweet friend, Happy Holidays, we al love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Michael, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

passing shadows
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6 posted 12-20-2002 05:14 PM

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LOL! Well I was in a bad mood until this...thanks

Charisma

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7 posted 12-20-2002 06:37 PM

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Very cute write.....enjoyed it a lot.

Charisma

Nightshade

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just out of reach

8 posted 12-20-2002 07:23 PM

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Michael !! Santa's not coming till March?!! Oh no...

and his teeth are all but gone....

This is just like the time my sister Enchantress had to carry me back home from the pumpkin patch as I fell asleep waiting for the Great Pumpkin!!

Oh well, maybe he will make to Ontario on the proper date. I'll be waiting for him as usual....cookies, milk & me.

Enjoyed this!!!

[This message has been edited by Nightshade (12-20-2002 07:25 PM).]

garysgirl

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since 09-29-2002
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9 posted 12-20-2002 07:42 PM

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Michael, this is SOOOO cute...I love it.

But, have I got to wait 'til March for my presents....BooHoo..I'm so sad....

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~

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THE ORIGINAL !!!!

10 posted 12-20-2002 08:47 PM

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      Ho Ho  Ho !!!

Michael, you have been a very naughty boy writing things about me that are just not true!!  How do you think I get down all those chimneys, if I was that fat !! ???

The only thing that is going to be in your Christmas Stocking this Year is your foot !!!

Ho  Ho  Ho  !!!!

Santa Claws (Star of Stage, Screen and Public Urinals!)

Martie
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11 posted 12-21-2002 09:19 PM

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Michael

Thanks for the smile, sweet friend!

enchantingvamp
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Indiana, & NO there is NOT mor

12 posted 12-21-2002 10:13 PM

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I'm crackin' up over here.....the last funny thing I heard about Santa he got shot by a redneck with a double barrel shot gun.....

Auguste

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13 posted 12-22-2002 03:40 PM

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Nancy,
Somehow I feel Chris will be just fine. LOL!  Thanks!  Hugsss

Susan,
Glad you liked this one.  It's nice to see a post by you on one of my poems again.  You've been missed!  Hugsss

Noah,
Happy Holidays to you also and thanks for the giggle.

passing shadows,
Nice to know your mood has improved.  Thanks for reading.

Charisma,
Thanks for enjoying this one.

Chris,
LOL at the Great Pumpkin.  Thanks and don't worry, he'll be there in time.

Ethel,
Blame it on Santa. LOL!  Thanks for stopping by.

John,
Star of Stage, Screen and Public Uninals?  LOL!  You're too funny.  You and Sunny have a great Christmas and thanks.

Martie,
Any time, sweetie.  Thank you also.  Hugsss

enchantinvamp,
Poor Santa, what a terrible way for him to go.  Hey, welcome to Passions and thank you for reading this.

Thanks all!