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Poet deVine
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0 posted 2002-12-20 09:10 AM



Mr. Taylor Takes on Target

Three days before Christmas
And all through the mall
Mr. Taylor bought gifts
Both big ones and small

His family was large
Every uncle and cousin
He bought up mittens
And socks by the dozen

At last he found Target
Bustling with life
He picked out a gift
For Judy, his wife

As he looked up and down
Surveying each line
He glanced at the clock
It was quarter to nine!

The short line wasn't moving
The longest no better
So he stepped in line three
With a necklace and sweater

Two crying babes wailed
in the cart just ahead
Their shrieks caused a pain
Deep in Mr. T's head

He stood all alone
Wondering when he'd be done
When someone cried out
"No one's no one in line one!"

He dashed down the line
Only to find at his hip
A woman and man
Two carts like a ship

They pushed him aside
Like a seaworthy cutter
Removed him from line
Like hot melting butter

He rushed down to three
But the line snaked back
To a man in a raincoat
With a coughing attack

Mr. Taylor then turned
To lane number four
And prayed that he could
Just get out the front door

The line how it creeped
A snail would go faster
Mr. Taylor was sure this
was a Christmas disaster

When suddenly
to his great surprise
Lane six opened up
Before his wide eyes

He ran right a way
His spot to take
But wilted when he heard
"I'm closed for a break!"

it took him three hours
to reach the cashier
and he said as he paid
'Get me outta here!"

Every head turned his way
As he walked quickly away
'Next year," he declared
"I'm shopping in May!"

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Cpat Hair
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1 posted 2002-12-20 09:37 AM


ah..a wise man, except for that standing in line that long part. He vows he's learned from his mistakes and knows how to make an exit...

cute write Ms Devine...

Seymour Tabin
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2 posted 2002-12-20 09:44 AM


Poet deVine
Wonderful write, enjoyed.

VAS
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3 posted 2002-12-20 10:06 AM


Absolutely delightful read! Poetically excellent with a powerful message and lots of humor.

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

Toerag
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4 posted 2002-12-20 10:27 AM


I can relate to this....REALLY relate to this....This is fantastic deVine one....
Nan
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5 posted 2002-12-20 10:33 AM


Tooo cute.. So THIS is why men don't shop?... I love this PdV - Thank your muse for all of us..
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6 posted 2002-12-20 10:44 AM


ROFL... I think many of us can identify! *G*

I thank your muse, too... for this is wonderful. *G*

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7 posted 2002-12-20 10:51 AM


Very cute, Sharon....that's why I hate to shop too!  Enjoyed!
vlraynes
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8 posted 2002-12-20 12:22 PM



LOL!  Very cute, Sharon.
I enjoyed this.
Hugs,
~Vicky

"...until you have read the verse on his heart,
you have not truly met the poet.
~vlraynes

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9 posted 2002-12-20 04:18 PM


Funny poem, Sharon.

You're writing again!!!!

Mikey

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10 posted 2002-12-20 05:17 PM


hehehe, and WalMart's no better!
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11 posted 2002-12-20 06:31 PM


You are always at your best with humor, Sharon.

very cute write, lady!




Poet deVine
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12 posted 2002-12-20 07:03 PM


thank you all!!! I'm glad you got a giggle out of this. My muse has a strange sense of humor though.
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