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" Larry C. and the Three Stooges' Christmas "
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" Larry C. and the Three Stooges' Christmas " |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
'Twas early on one Christmas evening Larry'd gone to bed, Curly, Moe, and Balladeer were visions in his head. Lgn Jhn Ag did missle Toe with fingers (two) in eyes, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, no wise men three, but Stooges four, these guys! Larry snored a festive tune, the moon was shining bright. "Listen up you knuckleheads" said Toe, regaining sight. "It's Christmas eve for goodness sake when Santa comes to town, I've had all this I'm gonna take!" he began to dance around. Lgn Jhn Ag said, " Sorry Toe, it's just this time of year, I get acting just like Moe, I blame ol' Balladeer." " But, then it could be Larry C., it's his dream after all, what say ol' buddy, you an' me, we go and deck the halls?" With boughs of holly, Toe and Lgh Jhn, spruced the place right up. Balladeer, full of good cheer, had three or four more cups. "I know just what this party needs" he slurred out every word, Moe and Larry both agreed, 'cuz this was what they heard... The sound of Larry snoring, followed by a deafening crash. He crawled to yonder window and peeked out between the sash. "It must have been a nightmare," Larry C. said "this I know, but what the heck are Moose tracks doing out there in the snow!?" And, as the sound of sleigh-bells ring, jing, jingled in his head, Larry stumbled 'crost the room and fell back into bed. "Oh, great!" he said aloud "As if those three weren't bad enough, now Moose thinks he writes poetry, this New Year could be tough!" 'Cuz outside on his lawn I'd tracked this message in the snow, Merry Chrismas Larry "C-ya", nyuck, nyuck, nyuck and Ho-Ho-Ho ! |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Cute cute cute! |
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ecrivan Member Elite
since 2001-12-10
Posts 3923my own state |
fun poem  |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
There was never a doubt in my mind that the Moose could write poetry! This is delightful, Doc! *5 days left till Christmas* (Is a sonnet in the offing?) |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
I knew Doc could write poetry. And I'm so proud that it included ME! Thanks Doc. You're the best.  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. [This message has been edited by Larry C (12-19-2002 12:21 AM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Yay, and you write poetry so very well, yay, this is a feat of holiday cheer and laughter! (big hugggssssss) God Bless You, sweet friend, and Happy Holidays, yay, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet William, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Dr. Moose, I love this...... And, just who's saying you can't write poetry??? All of us are saying you can.....  "Love makes the world go around" |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
*giggling* |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I love it... absolutely love it!!! *G* Thanks for the grins, Doc... *S* |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFL. I love the way you guys play. This is a cool pile moose droppings. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
WAY TO GO...HO HO HO.... |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Sunshine, Thanks, thanks, thanks. Doc ecrivan, Thanks, for me too. Doc Denise, Thank you my dear, oh, and I believe Santa was a bit confused and left your sonnet under the three. Doc Larry, So glad you enjoyed, Merry Christmas. Doc Noah, Just trying to get in the spirit of things, hope yours is a splendid holiday, and the best to you for the New Year. Doc garysgirl, Well now, I guess that would be some of those other voices in my head, the ones I don't listen to when I'm writing. Thanks , and happy holidays to you and yours. Doc passing shadows, Thanking. Doc suthern, Thanks. This was much more fun than actually picking on these guys. Hope yours is a very merry. Doc Midnitesun, Well, actually I wasn't invited, I just kind of took it on myself to join in, and had a heck of alot of fun in the process. Merry Christmas. Doc Toe, Your ho's and way-to-go's are music to this Mooses' ear ,"nyucks" for Christmas and New Year. Doc |
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christian Member
since 2002-12-18
Posts 331 |
haha. unprecedented. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Lookie here! We gotta 'nother giggle from Chris....and it's an honest to goodness response too...(I saw it on another post) |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LOL! We've got no shortage of nyuckleheads here, that's for sure  Good humor, Doc....happy holidays to ya  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Doctor, the red-nosed moosedeer Had a very bulbous nose And if you ever saw him He was always writing prose All of the other stooges Use to laugh and call him names They never let poor moosedeer Join in their fun and games Then one foggy Christmas Eve The big guy came to town Moosedeer with your nose so white Won't you guide my truck tonight Now all the stooges loved him As the truck rolled to LC's door Moosedeer dumped lots of goodies Now the stooges number four! [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (12-19-2002 06:35 PM).] |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
christian, Thanks, does that make me de precedent? I wasn't even aware that there'd been an election! Doc Toe, Ho ho, and a bottle of... Hmmm, there may be another story in that. Thanks. Doc Balladeer, Nice play on words (wish I'd thought of that). One for all and all for fun. Here's wishing you a very Merry. Doc Earth Angel, On Larry, on Curly, on Moe, don't be surly, on Toe ,an' old Lgn Jhn, the fun is not all gone, for even a dolt with a bulbous red nose,can still spread some laughter where-ever he goes. Good tidings to you( someone's missing I fear) that's right it's the "Big Guy" they call Balladeer. Happy holidays . Doc |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
 Nope! Santa wasn't confused, Doc. I should have thought to look under the three for my gift! I was lost and Munda came to the rescue to point the way! |
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