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My Telepathic Timex
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My Telepathic Timex |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I walked into a bar, Sat next to this blonde fox, Looked her up and down, Then gandered at my watch. She looked at me and asked: "Is your date just running late?" I said I didn't have one, I wasn't here to wait. I said I bought this new watch, It has telepathy, It says "You're not wearing panties, And this I need to see". She replied with sympathy, "Your watch is simply wrong, Because I'm wearing panties, But it is a tiny thong." I shook my head in disbelief, And told my lady friend, "This stupid watch is one hour fast, I'll set it back till "then" [This message has been edited by Toerag (12-17-2002 03:30 PM).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
My fingers are aching with restraint from NOT using that well known Timex slogan here...  OW.. you amaze me m'friend. |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
*grinz* love it. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Don't lose that watch, LOL |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... I'm with serenity... the fingers wanna be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD. LOL Somehow, methinks you wouldn't need a watch to make such a prediction... but what a pick-up line! LOL This is great, sweets... thanks for the grins! *G* |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
you guys are something else lol |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL. Watches can be dangerous. |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Oh, YOU! Sounds like not only the watch was fast! Cor |
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1slick_lady Member Ascendant
since 2000-12-22
Posts 6088standing on a shadow's lace |
watching time flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
I really have to laugh at this one, because I've played music in a lot of bars, and there are always the guys sitting there staring at their watches!!!! Now I know why!!!!! What a great write! Pen how you truly feel... |
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Music Maker Member
since 2002-07-07
Posts 152THE ORIGINAL !!!! |
Hey Toe - please let me know where I can buy one of those darned Watches. I am at an age where the type of prediction it does for you would have little meaning, and I have refused to take Viagra since I had a stiff neck when I took the last one (it stuck in my throat!). I just feel that I should know at least one hour ahead when Sunnyone is going to throw the rolling pin or a dish at me, so that I can slip down to the pub about ten minutes before she throws it !!! Seasonal Felicitations, John Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
I just had to come back and add that MM's reply demonstrates his English sense of humour...I've never thrown anything at him....YET!!!!! ~~S~~ Pen how you truly feel... |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Sunny, I bet he doesn't use Viagara, either...  (can't believe I said that...HeeHee) See, Mr. Toe how bad you make us be???????  "Love makes the world go around" |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Toerag~ You've got me laughing and smiling as usual, and I just couldn't help but finish the story for you on this one..LOL I hope you don't mind.  /pip/Forum76/HTML/000137.html Thanks the the smiles, my friend. Hugs, ~Vicky "...until you have read the verse on his heart, |
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Marshalzu
since 2001-02-15
Posts 2681Lurking |
Lol, this is such a wonderful read |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Toe You sure know how to make time!  |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Toe, I think the only similarity between you and a watch is you both have ticks!  |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Ya Know this brings out many different thoughts and possibilities....of course you do....you just haven written them down...ya want it to be "G" rated...NOT R........... |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
ROFLMAO! |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Toe darling man this was wonderful you got me grinning and that is definitely a bonus I love it utterly utterly. You are a prince of poets to bring the grins you do to these pages Exquisite writing and the punchline was brilliant As always Mushy    Breathe through the heat of our desire |
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likitysplit Junior Member
since 2002-07-25
Posts 23Alabama |
You are not a well person. I'm sure glad no one knows I know you. |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Oh my gosh! Now, this is really funny. That watch could get you in trouble. |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Is that watch analog or digital?? believe in what your heart feels... |
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christian Member
since 2002-12-18
Posts 331 |
champagne casanova, youre horny pervert you. although, i enjoyed the read. ha. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Christian...it's not horny...it's desperation when ya get my age...LOL |
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