navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #23 » The Story Of Balladeer
Open Poetry #23
Post A Reply Post New Topic The Story Of Balladeer Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
Toerag
Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-12-13 12:13 PM


Balladeer's from Arkansas,
Way out in the boonies,
He professed to be a psychic,
Some called him "Looney-Toonies"

He never wore shoes or socks,
His feet were thick and hard,
He was a vegetarian,
No meat with any lard.

He was thin and fragile,
Looks like Pee Wee Herman,
His breath is simply awful,
Smells like "road-killed" vermin.

He could tell your fortune,
Talk with the departed,
Though he was a con man,
He was very tender hearted.

He claims he talks with Elvis
And is a pal of Moses,
You could best describe him as:
"Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-plagued with halitosis."



© Copyright 2002 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Sybil
Member
since 2002-09-12
Posts 73
Midwest
1 posted 2002-12-13 12:14 PM



Oh no!  I did NOT see that coming...
and I didn't duck!

garysgirl
Deputy Moderator 10 ToursDeputy Moderator 5 ToursDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Laureate
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237
Florida, USA
2 posted 2002-12-13 12:16 PM


Hummmmmm........    

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~  
                  

Cpat Hair
Deputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Patricius
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793

3 posted 2002-12-13 12:22 PM


(laughing).... quite creative... in a warped sort of way...
suthern
Deputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Seraphic
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
4 posted 2002-12-13 12:50 PM


ROFLMAO... Um, sweets??? *G* You do remember that I broke a rib from coughing a few months ago, right? LOL Well, I'm in danger of busting another one from laughing! LOL

I think we should take up a collection to make sure that whatever it is you and Bal are drinking, you don't run out of it... this is fantastic! LOL

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla
5 posted 2002-12-13 01:06 PM


Toe,
This one made me laugh and I'm sure Mike will too.

Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
6 posted 2002-12-13 06:39 PM


LOLOL!! You really had to stretch for this one.....you are getting way too good at this!
Post A Reply Post New Topic ⇧ top of page ⇧ Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format.
navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #23 » The Story Of Balladeer

Passions in Poetry | pipTalk Home Page | Main Poetry Forums | 100 Best Poems

How to Join | Member's Area / Help | Private Library | Search | Contact Us | Login
Discussion | Tech Talk | Archives | Sanctuary