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Send in the Clones....PUNishment for Toerag

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Balladeer
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0 posted 12-12-2002 09:25 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer


Poor Toerag didn't have no friends.
He lived his life alone
He bought a huge robotics book
And built himself a clone.

That clone looked just like Toerag did
As ugly as could be
And every word that left his mouth
Was pure profanity.

Toerag loved to cuss a lot..
Of that you could be sure
But that clone made poor Toerag look
Like some poor amateur.

When they went out on double-dates
His mouth embarrassed Toe
Until Toe made his mind up
That the clone just had to go.

He said, "We're going out today..
A picnic, if you will."
Then took the clone up high atop
Deer Rockabilly Hill.

The opportunity arose...
Toe pushed him to his death!
The clone screamed out obscenities
Until his final breath!!!!

A forest ranger wandered by,
Placed Toe in custody.
Poor Toerag screamed out in dismay,
"Why are you arresting me?!?"

"No need to plead your innocence
Because I saw it all.
I'm placing you under arrest because
You made an obscene clone fall!!"


© Copyright 2002 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 12-12-2002 09:29 PM       View Profile for Aenimal   Email Aenimal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aenimal

LOL Excellent!!!
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3 posted 12-12-2002 09:52 PM       View Profile for Larry C   Email Larry C   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Larry C's Home Page   View IP for Larry C

'deer! You nailed him. hehehe
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4 posted 12-12-2002 09:57 PM       View Profile for Earth Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Earth Angel's Home Page   View IP for Earth Angel


Thanx for this witty ditty---and for the Toe pic!

BTW, could you please tell Toe that his jaundiced appearance is indicative of liver disease---I'm afraid the moonshine libations have finally caught up with him! hehe

EA
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5 posted 12-12-2002 11:23 PM       View Profile for SmartChick   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit SmartChick's Home Page   View IP for SmartChick

LOL! I knew this was going to be good. Thank you, Balladeer, I sure needed a laugh.
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Thank you for the .

-MVS

"AS ABOVE SO BELOW"

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7 posted 12-13-2002 04:01 AM       View Profile for CSKpoet   Email CSKpoet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for CSKpoet

LoL
thanks we needed that!
Cher

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Aloha with warmest regards, Cheryl Stewart Koomoa

Christopher
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8 posted 12-13-2002 05:06 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

*ouch*

lower and lower and lower... I'm trying to laugh, Michael, but it hurts too much!
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9 posted 12-13-2002 08:09 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

This is one of the ten puns you sent in obviously?....LOL.....

Caution....Misuse or abuse of inhaling certain insecticides could be harmful to brain activity or fatal........

You are not a well person Balladeer.....and I'm getting kind of ill myself...as you shall soon see....
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ROFLMAO... Have I mentioned lately that I love the both of you? LOL

But I must protest people believing that picture is of Toe... *G* Just remember, folks... there's never reason to wonder... Toerag is the unbelievably, incredibly, magnificently gorgeous and amazingly talented one... Bal is the other guy. LOL

[This message has been edited by suthern (12-13-2002 08:50 AM).]

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11 posted 12-13-2002 08:51 AM       View Profile for Sunnyone   Email Sunnyone   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunnyone's Home Page   View IP for Sunnyone

Oh, this is a FUNNY one!!!!!!!!
So, who bailed Toe out???????

Pen how you truly feel...
it is a safety-valve for the soul!
    

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Balladeer, you have out done yourself....I'm wiping the tears out of my eyes
....
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13 posted 12-13-2002 09:22 AM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

(chuckling)

Mick Hawkes
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loved it!!.. lol

Never take life too seriously - None of us gets out alive!

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*rolling on the floor* I know if I ever want to stay in a bad mood, not to read anything by you, Toe, or LJ
Madame Chipmunk
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But killing his own clone would be considered suicide, Would it not?
A cute poem, Michael
~ loving rodent hug

Lyra

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

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17 posted 12-15-2002 10:33 PM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

Hey - you talkin' 'bout my fiance that way, eh????

heh heh

Cor

he didn't tell you?
Earth Angel
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18 posted 12-15-2002 10:44 PM       View Profile for Earth Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Earth Angel's Home Page   View IP for Earth Angel

Corinne, you're his fiancee? I thought I was! LOL Well, I guess the better woman won his heart! Oh, my gawd, I just remembered, he's already engaged to Suthern--so I guess we're both out of luck!

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Can't believe I just now read this.....
Hilarious!!!!  
Bridgette

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20 posted 09-15-2005 07:29 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

You two!  Keep it up! We all can stand a good a laugh these days.

To see real beauty - look with your heart.
~ Carpe diem ~

 
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