Poor Toerag didn't have no friends.
He lived his life alone
He bought a huge robotics book
And built himself a clone.
That clone looked just like Toerag did
As ugly as could be
And every word that left his mouth
Was pure profanity.
Toerag loved to cuss a lot..
Of that you could be sure
But that clone made poor Toerag look
Like some poor amateur.
When they went out on double-dates
His mouth embarrassed Toe
Until Toe made his mind up
That the clone just had to go.
He said, "We're going out today..
A picnic, if you will."
Then took the clone up high atop
Deer Rockabilly Hill.
The opportunity arose...
Toe pushed him to his death!
The clone screamed out obscenities
Until his final breath!!!!
A forest ranger wandered by,
Placed Toe in custody.
Poor Toerag screamed out in dismay,
"Why are you arresting me?!?"
"No need to plead your innocence
Because I saw it all.
I'm placing you under arrest because
You made an obscene clone fall!!"