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LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 2002-11-07 08:37 AM

Balladeer works very hard, and he spends most evenings out,
Trying to make the ends meet with a moonlight job, no doubt.
One evening his lovely spouse decided that she'd give him a special night,
And took Balladeer out on the town to see the strip club sights.

"Hey, ‘Deer! How are you tonight?" said the bouncer at the door,
His wife, surprised, asked Balladeer if he'd been there before.
"No, my sweet, he's just a guy on the bowling team I'm on,"
Said ‘Deer with an injured look, as though he'd been set upon.

They found good seats and watched the show until the waitress neared,
"Ohhh, it's nice to see you again, you devil, Balladeer.
A Southern Comfort and Lemonade? And, my, you're looking hot!"
His wife's eyes widened in surprise, "You must come here a lot!"

"Oh no, she's on my volleyball team," our Balladeer nervously laughed.
Just then a stripper walked up to him, "The usual dance on your lap?".
His wife, fuming, collected her things and stormed out to the street,.
Balladeer saw her getting in a cab, so he jumped in the passenger seat.

His wife glared at him, seething with fury, then ripped poor ‘Deer apart,
While the cabbie looked on in surprise, not knowing whether to start.
Just when ‘Deer had calmed her down and made her see the light,
The cabbie winked at her and said to ‘Deer, "You picked a wild one tonight!"

That ol' Balladeer sure knows his sports. - heh

nakdthoughts
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since 2000-10-29

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Between the Lines

1 posted 2002-11-07 08:46 AM

Oh My the first ballad I decided to read this morning...I am sooo glad you don't write about me..

laughing
M

Lady In White

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since 2001-02-12

Posts 2799
USA

2 posted 2002-11-07 09:14 AM

You're in good form, sporting fun
now Balladeer, he's on the run
for his pen and wicked wit
something tells me you're in for it!

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2002-11-07 09:51 AM

ROFLMAO... Poor Bal... He can run but he can't hide... his wicked ways catch up with him. LOL Great job, sailor! *S*

garysgirl

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since 2002-09-29

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Florida, USA

4 posted 2002-11-07 10:37 AM

OOOOHHHH, Mr. Sailor Man.......now just what is ole Ball-Deer gonna tell on you about now??? You'd better not let YOUR wife read PIP for the next few days. It could get mighty revealing, Mr. Sailor Man !!!!!

Love makes the world go 'round (unkown)
with love and hugs from Ethel

Titia Geertman
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since 2001-05-07

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Netherlands

5 posted 2002-11-07 12:00 PM

Giggling big here

ROFLMAO you better seek a hiding place LongJohn

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

6 posted 2002-11-07 04:44 PM

Yanno..I remember this old sailor....this is like the old days...and I love it.....(especially since I'm not included this time)....truly do miss your antics Mike...and I know our friend Balladeer does too)...You all take care and have a wonderful holiday season.....

Wind

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since 2002-10-12

Posts 2981

7 posted 2002-11-07 04:49 PM

That is interesting. If I hadn't read the title, I could have sworn that was about you. Good job Long John

Magnus

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since 2001-10-10

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South Carolina, USA

8 posted 2002-11-07 07:59 PM

A wise old man once said....

He who takes to the club
one who fixes the grub
shall get a bowl of pits
and told to kiss my grits!

Poor 'Deer, poor 'Deer...

Connel

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since 2002-11-04

Posts 736
Florida, USA

9 posted 2002-11-07 08:08 PM

I hope you enjoyed your treat balladeer.

Good poem.

I wish to become a great poet some day, but it will only come in time. Til then, I shall write my poems, and wait.

*Stubby*
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since 2002-09-19

Posts 122

10 posted 2002-11-07 08:40 PM

quite the chuckle thanks J

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

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Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

11 posted 2002-11-07 11:42 PM

I am wounded! Here I've been going after Toerag and the mooseman, showing complete respect to all sailors....and look at my reward!

Guess I better take the torpedoes out of the mothballs and go a-huntin'.

You cad! LOL!

passing shadows
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12 posted 2002-11-08 02:26 AM

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