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Toerag
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0 posted 2002-10-31 12:05 PM


Balladeer's mom advised young 'Deer,
(And he was often told)
"I wish your dad had listened to me,
And practiced birth control!"

[This message has been edited by Toerag (10-31-2002 12:49 PM).]

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suthern
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1 posted 2002-10-31 12:31 PM


For one moment's burst of pleasure
Brings years and years of strife!
Of course, that is assuming
Bal could ever find a wife!

ROFL... Geesh, sweets... I really didn't think I had much in common with Bal... but my Mother looked daggers at Daddy a lot, too... something about one was MORE than enough??? LOL

suthern the second *G*

[This message has been edited by suthern (10-31-2002 12:32 PM).]

LngJhnAg
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2 posted 2002-10-31 12:48 PM


And of Toe of course there's lots to say
About his parents, who ran away.
His father's cries, his mother's screams,
When Toe was born on Halloween.

"It was spooky," his father said,
"To have a baby with a face that red."
"Toe's got nerve," his mother claimed,.
"To make it look like we're to blame."


heh - poor ol' Toe was getting hit from all sides right there in the delivery room.

Toerag
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3 posted 2002-10-31 12:51 PM


LongJohn....and obviously nuthin's changed!!! LOL
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4 posted 2002-10-31 12:54 PM


Do you mean to imply that Momma Deer wished her Balla Deer had never been born?!?

How could that be? Tell me it isn't so!--if this is true, out of compassion, I will never use him as the "buck" end of my jokes.

EA

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5 posted 2002-10-31 08:49 PM


Toe darling man I like this I like it a whole lot, of course this is because I have five sisters so my mum was always saying if she knew what was causing us all she would stop doing it.

Mum couldn’t hear very well
And this story I heard her tell
Every night my husband said to me
Are you going to sleep or what cheri


Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy

Breathe through the heat of our desire
Thy coolness and they balm
Let sense be dumb let flesh retire
Speak through the earthquake wind and fire

Pilgrimage
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6 posted 2002-10-31 11:12 PM




Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Balladeer
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7 posted 2002-11-01 12:34 PM



Larry C
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8 posted 2002-11-01 01:56 AM


'deer,
You may need this:

Wind
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9 posted 2002-11-01 07:49 AM


Wow, that was harh. Even for you toe.
Toerag
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10 posted 2002-11-01 07:57 AM


Wind....Balladeer and LongJohn both, I'm sure..know if they ever needed anything..a nose to punch..money..or someone taken out...they could call me...LOL...(they also know I'm stupid and would probably do it)
LngJhnAg
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11 posted 2002-11-01 08:05 AM


Wind - You're about 3 years late on witnessing the birth of this traid of destruction - lol.  'Deer, Toe and I are actually pretty close.  We each have our parts: 'Deer is the scalawag, Toe is the n'er-do-well rascal, and I'm here as the innocent victim of their cruelty.  Of the three of us, you must trust only me.  (Actually, I've known Toe for almost 5 years now.)

Hey, Wind - I just read your profile.  Were you at a CFA Cat Show outside Washington, DC, this past Sep/Oct?  Do you have a business that teaches people how to train cats?

[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (11-01-2002 08:11 AM).]

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12 posted 2002-11-01 11:50 AM


LOL.. That poor woman. To think of birth control AFTER that unfortunate incident!! Of course if Balladeer's Mom hadn't had that little "accident", who would you have to put up with YOU!!??

Toerag
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13 posted 2002-11-01 11:56 AM


LJA...what?...did you go to that cat show for punt practice?
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14 posted 2002-11-01 07:07 PM


You guys, thats just an inside joke! No I don't train cats. They are fat persians and even slower than Toerag! LOL, just kidding. And I know it isn't serious. Its fun to read!
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15 posted 2002-11-01 09:52 PM


Mr. Toe...now, aren't you ashamed??? Here
I went and told you to "sic  'em" (Mr. Ball-Deer and Mr. Sailor Man), and you go and hurt  their feelings so bad that Mr. Ball-Deer has to "moon" you ....HeeHee!!!!

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16 posted 2002-11-01 11:29 PM




(giggles in delight) Awwwwww, now look at how you made Balladeer feel, why did you have to get his poor parents involve...or were you right all along? LOL! (big huggssssss) This is cute, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You ahve such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Paul Wilson
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17 posted 2002-11-18 04:39 AM


Toe...The best thing of all is being able to take a ribbing from Deer & John and still be
able to count them as a friend. Grown men still do have fun every now & then...Paul

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18 posted 2002-11-18 06:55 AM


The biggest mistake since Mr Hitler Said to Mrs Hitler "lets go upstairs im feeling a little fruity"

            "Blackadder goes forth"

Take a good look at my face
Well, don't my smile look out of  place
look a little closer its easy to trace
The tracks of my tears

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19 posted 2002-11-18 07:19 AM


Ah...the wars continue!! Cute Toe!!! And I do love Toe's picturesque reply!!!

You can never win or lose
If you don't
Run the race

Psychedelic Furs - Love My Way

Corinne
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20 posted 2002-11-18 09:14 PM


It's like that old Phyllis Diller Joke where she said: When I was born they slapped my mother!

heh.

Cor

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