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Listening to Toe
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Listening to Toe |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Toe and his family gather each year Fix a big dinner and talk about “Deer” Aunts and cousins all gather around Telling Toe what a friend he has found Now he is aghast that they think this is so For he knows the truth, and has to say no Deer is corrupt cries Toe to them all He’s ruined my good name and my poetry call The aunts and the cousins are somewhat set back Cause they’ve read Toes poems and know him a hack Still they are willing to hear his great wail Cause they all go Toe’s and pick up their mail Finally his wife tells Toe he must hush As she has his brass plated and knows she will crush So Toe pick up dishes and tries to be still Goes to the kitchen and there takes a pill Evening comes and all say they must go Cause all of them rode in the same car you know So Toe bid them bye as he stands in the door Then returns to the table to nibble some more The moral of the story though I am sure it is clear Listening to Toe is like Listening to Deer |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROTFLM...ahem...Off! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Not true, Cpat... *G* I've heard them both... and while their poetry may be comparable, Toe's voice is DEFINITELY sexier, sweeter, easier on the ears. *G* Now you've maligned Toe's family And bashed fantastic pomes... Me hopes you have great running shoes And aren't too far from home! Fortify your every lock And quake beneath your bed Say your prayers, repent your sins - These nasty things you've said! Don't bother pleading innocence It just ain't worth the try... You've waded now into this fray - Kiss your fanny goodbye! LOL |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Sunshine... well now don't do that, you need something to sit on you know... Suthern... dear lady your ear must indeed be tuned finer than mine for the voices sound to me like the same piece of rusted tin being bent in the wind. as for kissing my Hiney goodbye... guess there comes a time in everyones life they have to give up their biggest asset.  |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Now, Mr. Cpat, don't you know that Toe AND Deer are gonna be after your assets now?? HaHa!! YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!!!!! I love this just too much. Is something wrong with me ????HeeHee!! Love To All, Ethel |
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WhileIWasGone Member
since 2002-07-18
Posts 486 |
Very nice work Cpat...made me smile... Enjoyed very much! DeaDiAmore |
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