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Toerag's Wedding
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States 
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 Toerag’s Wedding By Larry Chadwick As I was saying just today, I went to church just to pray. The sound system was a mess, And there was Toerag in a dress. No ordinary gown wore he, It was yellow and all he wanted it to be. And walking down the aisle on his arm, Balladeer glowing with all his charm. It was the pleasure of the ‘deer, To give the Toe to the Ministeer. Toe did the best that he could do, And won the Pastor from the shrew. So it’s still true he acts a little weird, And this broke suthern’s heart I am afeared. Larry C was his bridesmaid…Toe could do worse, And then I visited serenity to remove his curse. I prefer not to think of this as a nightmare, But rather show Toerag how much I care. And thank serenity for restoring me, To the man you’ve always wanted me to be. October 23 2002 [This message has been edited by Larry C (10-23-2002 03:01 PM).] |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Larry, this is just SOOOO cute...and appropriate!!!! HaHa! I'm sure that everyone mentioned will certainly enjoy. Thanks for sharing your humor!! Love to All, Ethel Hey, I'm running out of room in my "keepers" thingy to put all you people. What do I do?? [This message has been edited by garysgirl (10-23-2002 04:26 PM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Larry, thank you so much for the photo of Toe. He's so much better looking than I had envisioned. May he and his groombride be forever happyhalloweenied! Linda [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (10-23-2002 02:59 PM).] |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Y'know what I like best about you? You hurry right into the scuffle without looking both ways! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Sunshine....HE WILL LEARN TO LOOK BOTH WAYS.....HIS LOVE PREFERENCE DOES THAT.... |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Now.. here is Larry... fantasizing about Toe and marrying him..again hiding behind the use of other names...I do declare I think you fellows are made for each other.... now why don't you guys kiss and make up.. ( knowing makeup would do them both good) oops..that came out on the screen... how did that happen I was just thinking those words not typing them.... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Lessee here...things to do list again...Captain Hair needs a hair cut....okay...got it! |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Hard to cut what ain't there toe... better bring a razor if you plan on cuttin my hair... ( chuckling) and somehow the thought of you and a razor close to my throat isn't what I'd call comfortin.... I lack the wit you fellows have...so guess that makes me a 3/8 wit. Course with the two of you multiplying your talents the way you do when you play together 1/2 times 1/2 = 1/4 and I might stand a chance.... ( laughing) |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
TOE!!! Oh, woe... Oh woe!!!! Wonderful man, my heart's desire, near saint that you surely are... I can understand you not wanting ME... and though it would surely break my heart into eensy bitsy tiny pieces that will never heal, I'd wish you every happiness if/when you found true love. *G* But hon... I've seen your fan club... you could certainly do better than that bugman!!!! *G* Now Cpat... STOP THAT!!! LOL I'm sobbing out all my broken dreams here and you make me start laughing... these hiccups are YOUR fault! LOL Larry, I can see I've gotta start going to church more often... even if it IS Wednesday! LOL Cause I simply can't understand how you can take such a wretched picture of a man I know to be gorgeous! LOL Thanks for the smiles, guys... each and ev'ry one. *S* |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Okay you guys...I can't laugh much harder today... my ribs are getting sore... Larry you are just asking for it! Talk about running in head first! Great write! ~Hugs~ ~ Time has cast a spell on you |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
LMAO Man these poems are too funny. I needed a laugh. Cold hands means a warm heart |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I'd love to give Toe away....when is bulk pickup day???? Ya done good, Larry!  |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
 I can't stop laughing at this one Larry... Its just soooo vivid!!!!  ~ laughing chipmunk hugsLyra |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, ROTFL!!! (smiles) Every poem I read of yours is like a reception and just when there seems to be an epilogue in sight, proved me wrong!!! LOL! Your sense of humor is epic, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Larry, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Ethel, It was indeed my pleasure.  Thanks.Linda, So glad that you weren't disappointed. And thanks. Karilea, But I try not to lead with my nose. Thanks. Toe, I have really good periferal vision.  Cpat, Keep your day job. A psychoanalist you're not.  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Toe, It seems there ain't much to take off the top! Cpat, LMBO Life sure is grand! Thanks.suthern, Inspired by your Schoolmarm poem! And thank you sweet lady. You are indeed a good sport.Nancy Lee, Yup, I am. But they're just words. And glad to cheer up your day. Thanks. Anne, Woohoo! Glad you enjoyed. |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
'deer, You name it, we'll do it! Thanks a bunch. Lyra, Well I'm not sure how long it's been since you could say that...COOL! And thanks. Noah, Surprise! And thanks I'm so glad you had fun too. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
You guys are a hoot, Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Keth, You sure you're not from here on the west coast? I love being called a hoot! Thanks. |
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