LongJohn's Little Sprinkler,,,(Repost for my dear friend)

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Open Poetry #23

LongJohn's Little Sprinkler,,,(Repost for my dear friend)

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-10-18 12:19 PM

It was truly quite an awful sight,
It happened late one Friday night
After a night of drinking,
An hour before daylight.

LongJohn really had to pee,
But couldn't find his water spout,
He'd grown a large spare tire ya see,
His belly stuck way out.

Lorelei suggested,
"Honey please listen to me,
I think you need to diet,
You're as wide as Tennessee!"

LongJohn listened to her plea,
But didn't agree with the "diet"
He said it wouldn't matter what color "it" was,
He still wouldn't be able to find it!"

He wasn't alone that Friday night,
He was drinking with Balladeer,
'Deer said "John, don't be concerned,
I haven't seen mine in years."

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

1 posted 2002-10-18 12:22 PM

Toe, I was just a wonnerin', can you see yours? Ya know, yer judged by the company ya keep! LOL

Linda

the_loner_23
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since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

2 posted 2002-10-18 12:25 PM

LMAO this is way too funny. I can't stop laughing

Cold hands means a warm heart

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

3 posted 2002-10-18 12:30 PM

Well, I won't go into the "size" thing..but my belly is flat, and still nearly hard as rock....if I don't do anything else well, I do keep in shape...(have to, when you've made as many enemies thru the years as I have ya have to stay in shape, if ya can't whup them, ya gotta be able to run a long distance....)...LOL...

Irie
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since 1999-12-01

Posts 1493
Washington State

4 posted 2002-10-18 12:30 PM

~Sheri

"Don't wait for your ship to come in ...
Swim out to it"

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 2002-10-18 12:38 PM

ROFLMAO!!! Neither one of them are missing much by the obstructions in their sight line... just making bathroom cleanup a real messy chore. LOL Their secrets just aren't safe with you, are they, sweets??? LOL But it's nice to know they have so much in common. LOL No wonder they band together so often to be mean to your sweet innocent self! LOL

I like this very much, Toe!! And LOL at whup 'em or run long distances... My money is on you not having to run! LOL

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

6 posted 2002-10-19 08:11 AM

This is an underhanded attack on my character. *insert boohoo's here* I may not be writing a lot of late, but I still read, and this has truly cut me to the soul lots of fake sniffling while soliciting sympathetic nods

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

7 posted 2002-10-19 12:45 PM

Sorry, sailor... no sympathy available... I'm busy giggling. *G*

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