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Mister Toe Man |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light 
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MISTER TOE MAN ~~~ *** ~~~ Oh, Mister Toe man, You thrill me with your lines, But once the dining's over, Will you ply me with your wines? Will you shed your sheep's clothing And show what's under there, And make me tremble at the sight Of your long shaggy hair? Will your teeth grow long and pointed, Will your eyes be glowing red, Will you force your will upon me, And push me on your bed? You say you are a gentle man But how can I be sure, That you will treat me lovingly And make this angel purr? ~~~***~~~ |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
  Oh dear me, "Mr" Toe he be slightly deranged ya know, Be careful Linda yes please do, "Mr" Toe will corrupt you.  |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Linda, It is long hair! He is a pussycat! Cute and perfect.  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
WhiteRose ~ I actually do believe that he's a sweet, innocent, pure-as-the-driven-snow southern gentleman! Darnation, the light just went out on my man radar! tehe EA |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
As the universe spins To a desolate end In the Doldrums of Destiny's Sea So should I accept being As reasonless as The firmament's futility ..but here am I holding your hand As often I've thirsted So often I've tasted My fill of love's honey and wine But in desperate drinking The savor of loving is lost And so never was mine ..but here am I holding your cup In a garmentless promise Of nothing we stand With only the raiment of time It is ours to endure Or endear and end up Embracing whatever we find ..and here am I holding your mind |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Larry ~ By gosh, I think you're right! Tom, I mean Toe, is a cat! ....My man radar is working again! Yes, I can now say with complete certainty, Toe is a pussy cat! EA |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
Alright now. I almost had her convinced you were an incorrigible scamp and ya go and write something like that. Totally unfair.  by the way, I always thought Toe was a sweetie pie too. But I feared the wrath of suthern so I just never said. [This message has been edited by WhiteRose (10-17-2002 05:55 PM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Toe ~ I'm swooning! I'm a believer! I'll drink the wine from your loving cup! I'll never doubt you again Tom, I mean Toe! tehe Seriously speaking, that was some poem you wrote! Please post it! All the other poetesses will want to drink from your cup as well! Luvya lotz! Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
WhiteRose ~ Toe never ceases to amaze! Wasn't that an incredibly tender and sweet poem he wrote?!? Let's sit back and wait and see what his next posting will be about? Humor, romance, bad boy, good boy...! tehe Toe, if you're listening! You have a lot of fans! Thanx for your input dear rose of white! EA |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Ooohhhhhh...going for the big bet! LOL! This is cute, sweet friend, I too think he is a gentle and loving sensitive soul underneath it all too yet we all love him for everything he is, this is delightful, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Linda, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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CSKpoet Senior Member
since 2002-07-12
Posts 845Island in Paradise |
hehehe this is fun to watch.... Now you have me watching like a soap opera.. smiles, Cher Poetry is: |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Noah ~ I see you are a Toe fan too! We should form a fan band and call ourselves the, "TOE JAMMERS"! hahaha Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Cher ~ So often my poems do end up being like soap operas. I get such a kick out of the replies. In fact, today I went and bought binders, paper and more cartridges for my printer, because I want to print out all of my poems and the wonderful replies. Whenever, I need to have the smile put on my face, I'll pull out the binders and read them until I'm happy again! Thank you for adding to them! Linda |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
Linda, I know, I was so taken aback I had to read it twice.  But seriously, for all his shenanigans and all his playing, he is a gem. Rare and unpolished, but a gem all the same. And I assure you, he will be back tomorrow with more of his Toeriginal humor, without skipping a beat.  |
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Suetang Member Ascendant
since 2001-03-07
Posts 5187Melbourne, Australia |
Hello Linda I thought this was gorgeous and it left me with a smile. I hope all is well with you. Take care......Sue I am in motion |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Linda, all of you are delighful. This was a really good poem. So was Mr. Toe's poem he sent in his reply to you. I think he should post it, too. Thanks for sharing this humor. I enjoy it, like the others do. Love to All, Ethel Hey, this was my 600th post!!! It sure doesn't seem like it!! [This message has been edited by garysgirl (10-18-2002 01:06 AM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Sue ~ Hi, stranger! How have you been? Things have been going rather well in my life and it has certainly been enriched by my PIP friends. All the emails and responses to my poetry have greatly added to my joy in life. The are the icing on the cake! One of the other benefits of joining PIP is that I am writing more poetry!--and as Martha Stewart says, "and that's a good thing!" Your smile is being reflected back to you! Have a wonderful day! Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Ethel ~ Felicitations and congratulations on your 600th posting! I am honored that it occured during your reply to my poem! You certainly have been a busy little beaver! I have been addicted to PIP and the Pipsters since I became a member. I have had more time available to me since I am still recovering from a disastrous fall Sept. 13 of last year. Recently I have been slowly but surely been building my practice back up, and since I work out of my home, I am able to pop int PIP between clients. Again, I commend you on what you have accomplished in a very short time. I love your poetry and your warm and earnest personality. Keep posting and I'll keep reading! Linda |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
EA: I wrote this several years ago to celebrate his birthday and reposted it on Open 2: Toerag Talented treasure, tantalizing tease, Thrusts and parries poems with ease, Thief of my soul, on humor you thrive, Tongue-fu master, best tush alive! Terrific teacher, tavern visitor with flair, Tarnisher of halos extraordinaire. True and trustworthy, thoroughbred treat, This tribute give thanks for a friend you cant beat! Obedient one and only offers her own Outstanding overachiever this little ode. Observant, outrageous, always ornamental, Occasionally offensive, often sentimental - Ovations abound for your oral techniques. Optical oasis, you’re a man at his peak. Occupant of my heart, other half of my soul, Only one could ever make me whole. Energetic elegance, enemy of evil Easygoing educator, earnest and ethical Exultant eminence of epicurean delights Enriches our ensemble, endeavors to enlighten Envy of many, entertaining to all Exemplary excellence, an emblem to extol Eloquent, elusive, esteemed escort Each day that passes, I’m enchanted more. Rebuked rascal, a ravishing ray, Roguish and rousing, sometimes risque’. Revels in laughter, rambunctious reprobate, Remarkable, responsive, altogether first rate. Rare and romantic, revered, ready with rhyme, Resplendent Renaissance man for all time. Resourceful, reliable, held in highest regard, Rescuer and refuge, life’s greatest reward. Anguished angel agonizes still, Avoids absolving yourself, perhaps always will. Affectionate attitude we certainly appreciate, Adamant advocate, accomplished athlete, Attractive, audacious, aficionado of ale, Admirers attempt your achievements to no avail. Amusing, amazing, makes the ladies hearts flutter. Adorable answer to a prayer unuttered. Gallant gentleman, generous and good, Garrulous Galahad, frequently misunderstood. Gracious and graphic, gregarious gem, Guffaws of gaiety are given at your whim. Grand Dad not anxious to be a granddad, Good-looking, giant-hearted, the best to be had. God’s greatest gift, glorious to behold. Gladdens my heart, genuine gold. In other words... describing the many facets of him might take a while. *G* But simply put, he's the finest man I've ever known. *S* White Rose: If only everyone was as scared of my baseball bat!!! LOL Hugs, Lady Anne. *S* Toerag: That poem is incredibly beautiful! *S* Now quit hiding it in a response and post it! *G* |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Suthern ~ I agree with you regarding Toe posting his beautiful poem, but may I add that you should repost your poem, "Toerag" as well! I cannot imagine a tribute poem more heart-warming, witty, loving---and as extremely well written as this one you wrote for your dear friend, Toe. You truly are a "Suthern Belle" and one fine lady!---and a great dame to boot! hehe P.S. and very fortunate to have him as a real friend and not just as a cyber friend! Linda |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Thank you, ma'am. *S* I know I'm lucky... he is a dear! *S* And as he reminded me... I'm lucky too that Rainbow Girl gave him the name Toerag... I don't think my limited vocabulary could have handled writing a mega-acrostic like this for him if I'd had to use his previous posting name! LOL [This message has been edited by suthern (10-19-2002 12:46 PM).] |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
suthern, I have learned over the years to fear a southern woman wielding anything heavier than a wet noodle. And thank you for reminding me what Toe's long ago handle use to be, I have been beside myself trying for weeks now to remember. Old age sucks! Your poem by the way, wonderful! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Suthern & WhiteRose ~ Toe is fortunate to have you two wonderful women in his corner! I'll be in the background cheering you both on! Linda |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!! THAT's the attitude, Rosie! LOL Just remember... all those little holes in the bottom of your boat sure do make your fishing expeditions energy expenditures. *EG* But c'mon now... *hands on hips*... how could you forget something so important? LOL Senior moments do suck, don't they? *G* |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
Oh no, Linda just put me in the corner with suthern and Toe, I'll never get out alive I tell ya. Linda, You're a dear. It's been nothing but a joy to know you here, and to read your poetry. Just wanted you to know that. You are an angel indeed. |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
suthern..his name was lost with all the other important info my brain in the midst of menopause decided was just not worth saving. I think I carved it in the boat a long time ago, but that boat sunk. You wouldn't know anything about that now would you??? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Moi???? *innocently polishing halo* *G* Nah... must have been termites. *G* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I thank each and every one of you for the very kind replies to Ms. Linda's poem...ya all are very sweet.. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Mr. Toe, methinks you must be very sweet yourself to engender such sweetness! Ms. Linda |
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