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LongJohn Quit Pickin' In Your Nose
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LongJohn Quit Pickin' In Your Nose |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LongJohn don't be pickin' in your nose, That just ain't the place your finger goes, You can sniffle-you can sneeze You can rub it on your sleeve, But quit stickin' that big fanger in your nose. Here's a message from your buddy Balladeer, You're not supposed to stick it in your rear, And quit pickin' at your seat If afterwards you pick your beak Cuz your snot will smell like something not so sweet. LongJohn ya shouldn't pick your nose Especially when you been cleanin' out your toes, Cuz when ya sniff and sneeze You'll be smellin' dirty feet So get that dirty fanger out your nose. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And here I was, truly believing he'd had his yearly bath... and he still doesn't smell good? LOL Did they forget again to soak him in Clorox? LOL This is a noble effort, sweetie... but I'm afraid it's futile... that sailor just won't learn good manners! LOL I enjoyed this very much, Toe! *S* |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Mr. Toe, you've done it again, you crazy man. HeeHee! I just don't know how ya'll can think all this stuff up so fast!!!!HaHa!! Love To All, Ethel....garysgirl |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Toe, You forgot about him sticking his hands in his armpits to make funny noises! Them pits gotta stink too. Crude but accurate reporting, I mean writing.  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. [This message has been edited by Larry C (10-17-2002 01:47 PM).] |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Ha Toe, that will keep them busy for a while. I heard Balladeer couldn't take it anymore and fled to a fourday golf tournament LOL And Longjohn probably is sorry he got ashore. Keep them coming Toe, I ain't doing nothing else than giggle overhere Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow [This message has been edited by Titia Geertman (10-17-2002 04:26 PM).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
OK, Toe - Your wish is my command. Here, lemme stick my fingers in YOUR EYES!!!! I have never BEEN so embarrassed! This is humiliating. This is downgrading. This is WAR! You are a lowly scoundrel and a scalawag! |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
I love it when war is declared, can't wait till Deer returns to join the fray. Kethry (who will be standing on the sidelines egging both sides on, cause that way everyone wins!) Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Kethry: Aw, c'mon... don't straddle the fence! *G* Join me on the WINNING side... cheer for Toe! *G* And save yourself any embarrassing associations with those other scoundrels. *G* [This message has been edited by suthern (10-18-2002 09:05 AM).] |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Now, Toe, you've ragged on LongJohn quite enough Don't you know this sailor's life's already rough So, he likes to pick his nose? Means it's empty when he blows But his fingernails are coated with the stuff Though he tries to wipe it off upon his shirt Ladies never like a snotty man to flirt So, he sits there all alone Tries to dial the telephone Accidentally sends a 911 alert When policemen come a knockin' on his door They see something like they've never seen before LongJohn sittin' in a chair Flickin' boogers in the air Hopin' for that phone to ring so he can score Now, at home he stays all night and every day Tried to 'pick' some friends, but none of them would stay "That's ok with me", he says "I'll just MAKE some fun, I guess" Now he's a pickin' and a grinnin' come what may Toe...Thanks for the laugh and for the inspiration, my friend.  LongJohn, forgive me, for I know not what I do.  "...until you have read the verse on his heart, you have not truly met the poet. ~vlraynes [This message has been edited by vlraynes (11-14-2002 01:22 PM).] |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
ewwww...  i have such a bad stomach. heh. t'was very good though. thank you for sharing. /jen/ what if they gave a war, and nobody came... |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Toe darling man thank you for the smile Sometime the sun hides behind clouds but when I read you I inevitably feel it peeking out again. I’m truly not here enough at the moment. Those that know me know why that is, but when I do get in here I always seek your writing out, because it always brings warmth to my soul. Something that I’m in need of right now Thank you muchly I’m with Suthern, Keth beloved stand with her and cheer. I of course will be cheering everyone, you know how inconstant I am. I love this utterly, a great piece of fun   Love and warm stuff As always Mushy  Breathe through the heat of our desire |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFLMAO. What a scoundrel you are! But why is it I cannot feel sorry for the recipient of these barbs? LOL at some of your "poetry." |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LongJohn's a'pickin and I'm a'grinnin....nice picking on him, Mr. Rag |
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Tammy Blessing Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 366PA |
Toe your pickin' on LongJohn,well it just isn't nice I'm scratching my head here..No..I don't have lice I just cannot figure why you'd rag poor LongJohn Although I must say, this is really great FUN! Thanks for the giggle!! Keep 'em coming. TAmmy |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
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